Brendan Parry Kaufmann

"Tonight, on 'Dershowitz Denied Dumplings' - hijinks aplenty, when Alan tries to buy a serve of delicious khinkali in Tbilisi, Georgia, and is told to გაეთრიე, იდიოტებო (fuck right off, dickhead)."

For the last time: ChatGPT is not a search engine. It is an aggregate, made to spit nonense information back to you. This is why it cannot be used in an academic context.

Take care of you and yours, mate - I think people in the US have some very turbulent seas ahead to navigate.

...the fuck did he say??

Throw an open house, fire up the BBQ, lay on a keg, ask for a dollar donation, hand everyone who turns up a sledgehammer - and you'll not only see that fixed, but you'll probably see off your national debt, as well.

a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out Alt: The former Member for Kiama, probably.

He can now devote himself to more important work, like opening the Ark of the Covenant.

A brisk morning with a chisel and some painstripper once the evil fat child rapist is finally mouldering in a box, and you'd never know he was there.

Back home in Australia, mate.

And noticing that more than a few of my US-based family and friends - American or not - are now making active preparations to leave the States.

It's just such a bloody shame, what's happening. All of it.

And it's going to get worse. Guaranteed.

This might swathe of land has been renamed "The Empire of Belconnen."

We await your tribute, New South Welsh filth.

A sobering morning.

Finally closed the last of my US bank accounts...an acknowledgement that I'm probably unlikely to ever set foot in that country again, despite my attachment to it, for reasons that we all now understand all too well.

And that makes me sad.

At least it'll be easy to prise off with a chisel, when the fat rapist fucker is dead and gone.

But then, there are nine-year olds who could fold that little creep like a towel.

No way he's ever had a normal, not pervy conversation with a *mirror*, either.

You can keep your precious oddments in the eviscerated corpses of your foes!

Yeah, but he let her come *back*.

He looks quite unwell and miserable there.

Good.

I am reminded of a very silly thread on the Dead Bird Site some time back, where a good number of otherwise sensible people were doing "Dune" quotes in a Jerry Lewis voice e.g. "BENE GESSERIT LAY-DEEEEE!!!"

Jesus Christ. Not one. Not a single one.

*crumbles into dust*

*blows away in the wind, with a mournful wail*

Good morning - an absolute masterpiece, from the mighty Cathy Wilcox in today's Age newspaper.

Never AI.

Not once, not for anything.

Wait, what? How the fuck is that meant to work?

I haven't posted on Twitter for *years*, Tulsi.

Come at me, bitch.

My sincerest hope is that the bull took the time to fuck him, first.

Someone's doctoral dissertation in psychology is going to use her (and the rest of the MAGA Stepford Wives) as a case study.

It's like the birth of a whole new psychopathology.

Ever since Minh Do found his AI girlfriend, his old Waifu Pillow has been going out with the girls and bitching about the size of his tiny dick, over Cosmopolitans.

Ever since Minh Do found his AI girlfriend, his old Waifu Pillow has been going out with the girls and bitching about the size of his tiny dick, over cosmos.

Jaysus...

That's a *lot* of silicon and fibreglass.

She's more yacht, than woman.

*Polite Golf Clapping*

In the words of the immortal Dudley Moore:

🎶 "Jump, you fucker, jump..." 🎶

Fresh?

Fancy.

Every. Goddamn. Time.