Brendan Parry Kaufmann

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Babe wake up new Austin just dropped

Jesus Christ, Albo - read the room.

And by "room", I mean "country".

Take care, mate - rest up and heal.

You, an idiot: goon bag.

The Chinese, a nation of intellectuals:

As I've noted before, the behaviour of the Commissioner makes him *exactly* the kind of individual that the NACC should investigate.

I hope the cross-benchers and the Senate raise hell about this, forcing changes to the NACC that are so clearly needed - starting with firing that grifting idiot.

Great listening, Ronni.
Further to the NACC - a friend joined NACC in a senior capacity as it was being stood up - and resigned barely 6 months lately. A discrete person, they only (tersely) said the job was "not as advertised".
Clearly, we need to gut the bloody thing, and start again.

Hey, you don't have to sell me on her - I already like her.

Why is he always exuding slime? Is it to mark territory, to assist in breathing when he's out of his pond, or to dissuade hungry birds from pecking at him?

Less of a man, more of a mollusc.

You got a tote bag? I didn't get a fuckin' tote bag.

God-dammit.

Person in a frog costume faces down ICE agents

This frog is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM

10 out of 10.

No notes. Superb work.

He's also - and this is important - a goddamn lunatic.

This is what happens when the clown doesn't turn up at a kid's birthday party in Ireland.

People have to think of something else to do, it all goes pear-shaped - and this is the result.

Take the stairs, shitbird.

HAHAHAHAHA fuuuuuck yoooouu, you daft jabbering rapist shitstreak.

He looks like he ate his nanny.

Or he's burrowing out of them, like a Tweed-jacketed bot fly larvae.

"What-ho, old bean! Fancy a brisk round of Buggering The Family Cat before teatime?"

Nasty little closet-case weasel of a man.

This is what happens when you ask a Google Image search to show you "utterly unfuckable, under any circumstances."

These people are certifiable.

As unlikely as I think this future will ever be, if they aren't imprisoned for their obvious corruption, they should be institutionalized for their obvious lunacy.

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10/10.

No notes.

Then it dies. Good.

"Hey, I'm hip to the kid's jive! Right on, and furthermore, far out!"

....Lee fuckin' Greenwood, Christ on a tricycle...

Ah-HAH. See? Exactly.

why does nvidia, the largest fraud, not simply eat the other 8?

Dave Vanian = Dracula.

Same guy.

I refuse to accept any view to the contrary.

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That's the spirit.

That poor bastard sneezes, he'll get sawn in half.