Brendan Parry Kaufmann

As someone who travels frequently, and who lived in the US up till recently - the US Government can go fuck itself.

Never setting foot in your country again, if I can help it - along with many other folks, now. Plenty of other places to visit, where I'll happily spend my money.

Whatever it is, I'm going to be nude but for a pair of rabbit ears.

One very modest airstrike would resolve the problem posed by this picture, in a matter of seconds.

R U ok with hunting billionaires like this tiresome clown for their pelts, and using whatever is left for cat food?

You're a reasonable person, of course you are.

If it's not discovering phosphorus, doodling in the margins of manuscripts, or distilling liqueurs that'll blow your skull apart from bits of twig and beak found in a hedgerow, it's *this* sort of male idiocy.

Fun fact - the first draft of Benedict's Rule was "Stop fucking about, you assholes".

"Let It Snow" - Type O Negative version.

I have finally discovered something that brings me greater pleasure than a cold beer on a hot day:

The happy thought that for all his money, Elon Musk spends his time in a state of creeping dread, wondering when the bullet is coming.

Soon, you flabby, selfish, Nazi charlatan. I hope soon.

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Possibly harsh...but fuck 'im.

This guy being caught in an airport Motel 6 with a live boy/dead girl/barnyard animal in five...four...three...two...

Start with him.

Yeah. It makes me very sad.

There are people in the US I love and miss, who I may never see again.

This is both perfect, and/or terrible.

I'd either haunt the attic, or drive a bulldozer through it - I honestly couldn't tell you which.

He's such a droolingly stupid bell-end.

Get it done, Sam - you fuckin' LEGEND

I believe the technical term for that in architectural circles is "total fucking retina-thrasher".

There are Orthodox Churches who'd see that, and say "Fuck's sake - calm the fuck down, champ"...

...but in Greek/Ukranian/Armenian/Russian/Georgian/Whatever.

Hahahaha, of course not. Heavens, no.

/heavy sarcasm...sadly.

She'll blow her minge off, if she isn't careful.

What a deeply silly country.

As an Australian (who recently lived in California for a time), I'm getting really tired of repeating myself on this - do NOT fly to, or through, the US, if you can avoid it. It's increadingly dangerous, and it's just not worth it.

Go somewhere else, and spend your money there.

Wim Kok - Wikipedia

...for heaven's sake, Wim Kok was *right there*.

Christ on a tricycle

Interesting coincidence, as lizard shit is exactly what he has between his ears.

IT WILL HAVE TO DO

No, no, not at all.

I actually wasn't enjoying that sandwich that I just barfed out so hard it punched through a wall.

That's something that's come up a few times with friends and colleagues in film and TV, over the past few years - you'd be thrown out an upper story window, if you tried pitching any of this insanity as a script or series.

Jesus, I can smell that picture through the screen.

...at least an infant's incoherent babbling has a certain adorable charm.

This shitbird's Electric Nonsense Machine? Not so much.

....and sometimes, I find myself quietly wishing for a Carrington Event of such staggering impact, we'll be back to using sundials, vellum and carrier pigeons.

Or an asteroid, I'm honestly not too picky.

Make It Fucking Stop

So...

...is he dead yet?

No?

Fuck.

You will be visited by three spirits