eat my biolysis dot, boy

Lrp I can't stop chuckling to myself NSSJSJDJDKS

t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les hérétiques pis les dragons. veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms: ish/gard. thor/dan. ha/lo/ne. toi c’est quoi tes pronoms, hein? vas-y. dis-moi tes pronoms. dark/knight? shi/va? j’vas prier pour toi.

might just ask my sch playing oomfs in the fc what the play is when you've just rezzed and have: nothing JL;EKHSLJ

im not used to shield healing (hence why i was: doing it on my alt LOL) and idk if it's just. the lv60 kit sucks bad or what but IT WAS SCARYYYY I MISS YOU RECITATION AND EXCOG

thank you to the guys who were very nice to me in the steps of faith yesterday on my baby bingbing alt. i did not have lb on my hotbar and i have never felt so panicked trying to healer lb3 and not get cooked by nidhogg 💔

Oh I gave myself and kermo the yippee pin oops

I think kermo drinks oat milk. It feels like his vibe

When I say locked tf in I mean I had:
- eukrasian prognosis
- asylum
- temperance
- divine aura
- medica iii
And went from full health (206k) + the shields to 30% LMAO

That said. Please take your towers if you're on tank I was scared

I definitely scared my poor WHM but BETTER THAT THAN WE ALL GET A DOT!!!!

Btw in case anyone was wondering. You can take a flail buster tower in m9s on DPS and live if your healers are locked the fuck in and you have a beautiful shield applied

(yes this is my in-universe explanation for the auto-demo of my original house)

Hmm. I think yue is probably on Actual Vacation Mode starting from the 6.x patches that introduced dawntrail and oomfie lamaty'i and it's kermie who's been handling 7.0 onwards... Partially so she could have a break but also penance for getting her slapped with HOA violations and evicted from the LB

. How did 5 become 7. Whatever

I was trapped (see: remained by choice) in pf trying to clear m9 for 7 hours AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET MY NECKLACE TO FREE ME FROM SKILL SPEED HELL

if the purse of riches really is hiding in one of the fucked up and evil weather transitions i might cry (<-- was not fishing this intensely until like 2 days ago)

what if you were a little poroggo who was one of the first familiars your creator made but then you were stuck on Antitower duty for years (specifically part of Zuro Roggo's choir) and begged the wol to spare you because YOU JUST WANNA MAKE PEOPLE HAPPYYYYYYYyyy

and then there's kermoid who. hm. well originally diarmaid was just Bigger Kermit as a joke but they've kinda split into 2 characters. very common occurrence for my ocs actually

yue will take a bit longer bc the lore in my head is. tangled. diarmaid however is easy: guy from sharlayan who specializes in mammets and familiars that are Definitely not based on a certain franchise of puppets,

2026 is the year i post about my wols. i gotta

and if i played last post in CWH. what then

wwhere is lvl 1 please tell me they're still alive

the trial synth updates.... they did this for ME

I JUST HOPE IT ISNT THE M12S PHASE 2 MUSIC OR ILL CRY PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY HANDS NOW

im probably gonna be able to do m9-12n in my sleep bc i will not be leaving until i get each music sheet HJKL;HEJK;E

. dude im gonna be farming the shit out of whatever fight that song drops from this tier arent i

Thancred looks at the viewer, mouth open in anticipation

In Tuliyollal - where the hoes at?

Thancocky want boing boing

either way im just one dude but like. imo i dont understand why 1 would ever go CCW from A. you dont start reading a compass from NW

"oh but what about when r1 pairs with mt" i mean i just use my eyes DKJLFHJKASL but also sometimes you can't rely on waymarks to know who your partner is bc theyre being used elsewhere so like...

1 goes clockwise from A at north because that's how clocks work if A/North is 12 and i will not budge on this

i do hope theyre dyeable so i can be green tho. ill still wear it just in Greem