Turboooooo

Ok is it still there? No it’s in the suitcase I took from you

two cartoon characters are skiing on a snowy mountain ALT: two cartoon characters are skiing on a snowy mountain

It’s like he’s wearing nothing at all!

We love a #personalbrand

Self-CBT?

Y’all can do “no cum” locktober I’m doing “how many caged cums are possible” locktober

What I do when no-one can stop me

Opening jars that are too tight for me?

I shouldn’t just be taking screenshots in my iPod touch dang these modern inventions

In gear of course you look hot

You could print out a bunch of photos of my stuffed animals and make me a scrapbook

Only if you can spin it back and forth like one of those space simulators (…or like any other time tbh)

6 units

NO ILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS

To clarify the dog is @thunderpup95.bsky.social not that lady (no criticism to her she’s probably a delight)

How? Using eyesight because this photo doesn’t make sound and feels like phone

I’ve never been more lucky than to have this dog in my life.

Mmmhmmm “suffer”

Immediately on the furnature 🤣

Seems to me like further experiments are necessary to confirm. Ideally with even greater gimpification applied first.

@thunderpup95.bsky.social finally we don’t have to make our own scavenger hunt!

And wrinkle the suit? Not exactly good dog behavior there

Or trying it anyway, losing your glasses, and having to Velma across the gay bar

Glasses in rubber = cute… but yeah not nearly as practical

Broke: open to collabs
Woke: I wanna have sex with people
Bespoke: I’m using a meme template to point out that I wanna have sex seriously shoot your shot

What a squoshy tail 🥰😇

Idk, seems like you’d better find some way to get yourself nice and horny to make up for lost time

Hmmm if only there was this dog who literally did the straps for you just days ago?

@thunderpup95.bsky.social, who inflicted said position, is also dog.

In all my forms, I am dog

Ft. a cameo from Piggy the Pig