Alex West

I love listening to GDT talk about his films but man, as a society we have to do something about the weird lighting and rendering in these Netflix films that makes them look flat as fuck.

The BTS footage looks ten times better than the final product.

If your Halloween decorations are still up you are legally required to leave them up until next October.
- my mayoral platform

Still from Halloween 3 of the three masks from Silver Shamrock and the Faculty of Horror logo.

It’s time kids.

Time for Faculty of Horror’s episode on Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.

All you lucky kids should tune in wherever you get your podcasts.

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The first 10 mins of Welcome to Derry E1 has impressive and depressing levels of CGI glorp glop.

Almost Famous is on TCM and I’m crumbling into dust.

Yup!

Still from Halloween H20 of Michael’s CGI mask.

When I don’t blend my contour.

Tuxedo cat looking very innocent.

Moon’s superpower is looking like she’s never done anything wrong when in fact she has done many things wrong.

Weird white cat mask with a knowing look.

Me when you realize I’m right.

Next Friday!

Poster for the 1965 film Who Killed Teddy Bear?

Just caught this as part of a local rep cinema’s Sorry, Wrong Number series and am glad to have remedied a blind spot I didn’t know I had. One of the most chilling and unflinching films about assault and trauma I’ve ever seen.

In my next life I want to come back as a Frankenstein Monster wandering around on stage during an Alice Cooper set.

Image of a text chat that says: May I know the channel name you are looking to add? With the response: Turner Classic Movies.

😎

Still from Trick or Treat (1986), an awkward photo of fake rock star Sammi Curr announcing his death.

When my time comes I hope I’m remembered like this.

Trump and the King

Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!

Oh it get worse on that front.

Dude me sounds so annoying.

Pet Sematary fantasy suite when?

Stacie and I had so much fun doing this commentary- can’t wait for people to hear it!

Exactly. And it’s a great way to downsize the staff in far more mysterious ways.

Don Draper from Mad Men drunk pitching.

Silent Hill: Corporate Retreat

Image of Tom Cruise looking like a citizen of Whoville while saying, “I’m very honored to be in your journal.”

My screenshot game is unmatched.

Alien : Earth asks the important question, what if 70% of the characters were Newt.

Happy Texas Chainsaw Massacre Day to all those who celebrate 🍖

We haven’t tackled it yet but it’s been on our list for years.

I would be a middling but competent member of the Helena Markos Dance Company from Suspiria (2018). Not good enough to have my life force sucked out but a dependable part of the ensemble and sacrifices.

It was the last one at a Cineplex!

WOW!

I couldn’t have predicted Mariah Carey would become the 21st Bartleby, the Scrivener but here we are.

AMAZING