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Swimming back for a sequel.
ig the Goths just wanted it more at adrianople
12.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The one thing he’s willing to fight for
12.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lots of very obvious and deeply unpalatable & disturbing answers to that one
12.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the aurora borealis is gonna zap off your penis
12.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Reading an anthology of Predator short stories titled, “If It Bleeds”.
“Skeld’s Keep” by SD Perry (Viking raiders vs Predators vs a garrison & settlement driven insane by disease) and “Three Sparks” by Larry Correia (samurai stalking a Predator they believe is an oni/demon) were both great.
Poor guy. Ate too much chocolate and got sick
11.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She just wanted the medal
11.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A very short Breton gardener shanked her and she fled to the farthest north of Scotland. There she hid from the light, eating endless deep fried mars bars and munch boxes of pizza, Chinese food, fries, and kababs
11.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wtf the Saxons have a giant spider!?
11.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sean Connery be like- “Looksh lyke the predatur has becum the pray”.
Also he seduces a woman predator
Also Blofeld is a cat man now
11.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah that’s at least half a million more movies
11.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they’re really cowardly they could always make the next movie a prequel
11.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless they showed them eating Bond’s cooked meat, the guy didn’t die
11.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1It absorbs the saffron & cumin, transforming that oatmeal thong into some real beach wear. Beach wear. Beach wear.
11.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make a bunch of Predator movies. Like 50
11.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice
11.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have these people never watched You Only Lived Twice? The laziness & lack of creativity.
Just say he had a double. It was faked. It was a dream. Etc
Xenomorphs
11.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You catch more flies with penis than vinegar
11.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonya Harding, bloodlusted, vs a room full of sickly kobolds with no weapons
11.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I’m pioneering new ways of spelling it
11.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve never actually watched Midsommar. Not really an ABBA fan
11.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Abandoning my son on an ice flow in a region populated by polar bears because he said he wanted to become a stand up comedian
11.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just in time to buy white hoods for the holiday get together
11.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dang he’s small. Must be scary living in the world at that stature
11.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.
11.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 134 🔁 27 💬 9 📌 11Padme simply lost her will to live 😔
11.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶 and isn’t it ironic, dontcha think. a little too ironic 🎶
11.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you eat cookies after 2:00 am you add six years to your life
11.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
