One Dog’s Opinion 🐾

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wow go to bed with a heating pad on your back one time one time and suddenly it's like a meth addiction

when does the bluesky draft start?

my new in case of emergency

he is as ethereal as she

and three such wildly distinct men, it’s fascinating

LEGENDARY (have you googled their beautiful son?)

right?

she’s married to Grant Show and was previously married to French Stewart and Dennis Hopper (!) she has a son with Dennis Hopper, Henry Hopper, who is 35 and as beautiful as his mother
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the stunning and remarkable actor who plays Dana is Katherine LaNasa, a former ballet dancer, and choreographer. she won the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in 2025 for The Pitt
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maybe it’s meant to be two squared which is four and also, dogs went on the ark in groups of seven bc of dog math

a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a stethoscope with the hbo max logo in the background Alt: a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a stethoscope with the hbo max logo in the background

I wish Dana (the charge nurse) from the Pitt was my big sister or best friend or wife because she’s so fucking strong and stays good natured despite all the shit and she’s been trough her own hell and I just love her. She’s a queen. A tank girl style queen.

OBSESSED WITH DANA 🩷🩷🩷

i bring you all good tidings: Sunday Scaries have been discontinued on account of Mondays being declared a hoax

Honestly in retrospect COVID was the final victory of the right wing alternative facts conspiracy-minded selfishness-enabling fear mongering hate-manufacturing reality distortion machine that had wormed in its way into most permutations of American life. Most people have been rancid ever since.

ME: oh, you just let everyone touch you, don’t you? some of us have standards, you know

GRASS:

You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.

In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.

A tweet from Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump dated November 10, 2013: “Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!” Twitter handle and X dot com logo are visible.

okay, let’s look at what’s truly wrong w this 2013 tweet…

who the fuck hyphenates “properly not skilled”

i would not be surprised whatsoever

you might be surprised by my corn dog memories photo book but then again maybe not

You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.

tony @bornmiserable.bsky.social is the best of us

ONE DOG HAS SPOKEN

@bornmiserable.bsky.social IS THE BEST OF US.

jennifer coolidge from the movie best in show saying “we both love soup”

the real secret to a lasting relationship

i’m lousy with lice

the meaning of the phrase is the following:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

i think you actually can make an omelette without breaking *any* eggs

we are similar in age. i graduated high school 45 yrs ago (i think?) which is confusing bc i’m still 38, maybe 40

an onlyfans but it’s just me making my bed and lying in it

not being critically ill with a life threatening disease w a very poor prognosis