One Dog’s Opinion 🐾

I'm always confused by people who block me for limiting replies.
It's like, "So you, too, actually DO believe in users' rights to set boundaries for who interacts with them?"

11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher (And 7 You Can’t) Here’s what can — and can’t — go for a spin in the dishwasher. (Your wine glasses are in the clear!)

• cheese
• cat
• birth certificate
• medication
• lobster
• q tips
• snorkel for cat
• child (5+)
• tome of ancient knowledge
• most plants
• goldfish crackers, the snack that bites back

You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car

same

Did they ever find that Leslie Miserables?

but does he really exist? perhaps he’s been AI all along

i never imagined otherwise

*follows*

*realizes i’m already following*

*unfollows*

wait, what?

When I get to 8,274 I’ll tell you all what I really think about you.

i have a sneaking suspicion. i have regular suspicions too, but this one is pretty sneaky

ME: *orders in fluent French to impress you*

WAITER: Sir, this is a Japanese restaurant.

ME: ¡Dios mío!

i remember sending away for those when i was maybe eight or nine and they had skeletons drawn on the glasses!

i’ve had trust issues ever since

Some engineer at Meta ordered those x-ray specs they used to advertise in comic books and have been trying to make them a thing ever since

i’ve always loved this brilliant Siouxsie and the Banshees cover, it’s on so many of my playlists 🩷🩷🩷

Dear Prudence

The sun is up,
The sky is blue,
It's beautiful,
And so are you 😘 💗 ☀️

“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as i head out the door for a worrying abdominal MRI to evaluate a potential malignancy or other abnormality picked up on a recent concerning ultrasound after pain and a legion of symptoms since 2019 had been met by gaslighting for SEVEN years

i have pics of Rain in more cute Spark Paws sweaters, but i have to look for them and i’m heading out of the house atm

this one was a Christmas gift from last year when we had Snow in New Orleans!

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here’s one: the alt text tells more about my inspiration for selecting this banana sweater for her

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💛☔️💛☔️💛☔️💛

it would be hilarious (if twisted) if *this* were the controversy that takes him down as Americans from all the sides unite on this single issue

I’ve stepped in puddles deeper than the roadkill connoisseur. 😒

an onlyfans but it’s just me recounting all of my childhood family trips where i cried.

why, indeed

i love Theo and see his Spark Paws hoodie… i’m crazy about that store. i’ve gotten my mom’s standard poodle about a dozen sweaters and accessories from there, plus this past Christmas she received a cozy purple puffer vest (i may have one or two posts w photos if you’re interested…)

still of a weiner dog running on an ice rink like they were built for this

she got that dog in her

each and every racer was a winner, and i adore the chonker who came in first, but the sprinter you mention who ran like the wind and then slowed down at the end for pets, was the doxie who stole my heart ♥️

attention: @laurenflans.bsky.social has your smol dachshund mix son seen this

Born this day in 1954, Catherine O'Hara sadly passed away in January, 2026.

She always understood the assignment.

that’s a big surgery, i know many friends and family who found it life changing and so well worth it. hope you heal well and all the best to you

the dogs in the fashion show
ate and they left no crumbs