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Immortan Joe Mazzulla

@fremenjake.bsky.social

I just want to see some good fucking tennis

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The New York Times clearly just saying Crockett is a progressive and Talarico is a moderate because Crockett is black and Talarico is white

02.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1160    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’


Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

03.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13

It’s not enough you have to be funnier than me everywhere else you even take SPORTS

03.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so fucking annoying The Onion is better at posting about sports than me

03.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Claffey and Dex I am quite fond of you my sons

03.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been in a good mood for like 2 months straight and I think it’s because of dunk and egg lol

03.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a game Hugo lmao

03.03.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And god what a BEAUTIFUL game. Best visual direction for a triple A game I have ever seen I think

It’s a visual feast. Stunning really

01.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was VERY skeptical but I think this will be a winner for me at least

01.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like really really really enjoy Marathon

01.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wayyyyy out there for me to get to but also I do love the stadium. God Fenway is such a dump lol

28.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mets are legitimately very charming tho. Like as a Boston fan in New York I have definitely adopted the Mets and I think most transplants without conflicts of teams do as well

28.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew he liked the Giants and the Jets but finding out GRRM is a Mets diehard fan makes me want to reexamine his entire body of work through that lens

28.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckkkk I just want to play more marathon

27.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth NVKE

27.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfaoooo

27.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bungie (complimentary)

26.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoyed the Marathon server slam! I will be a day one purchaser

26.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

George's greatest feat is that I can talk to a normal person from work about Dorne

25.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Miracle**

25.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I knew people who hadn’t read a book since high school who read those books lmao. It’s a manacle

25.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really have a lot of friends who are into that nerdy stuff. No real video game buddies beyond sports games or movie friends or whatever.

But Thrones? Man EVERYBODY eats it up

25.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is incredibly impressive how much ASOIAF has soaked into the popular culture. You can talk about thrones with almost anybody

25.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

His daddy started an evil company and he made it even more successful and more evil and all he does is yap online like he is a normal guy. Go to hell man!

25.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love beating the Suns and that fucking owner

25.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If they want to prank the cops, New Yorkers should try building an unreasonably tall metal slide for them to go down in a way that makes them the object of fun

24.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the FUCKING apple boy!

24.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

23.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10394    πŸ” 2046    πŸ’¬ 342    πŸ“Œ 86

Tears coming out of my eyes this is the greatest show hbo has ever made

23.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

23.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0