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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9654    πŸ” 1977    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 61

puerto ricans spending 2026 hearing fuck your culture on the regular from these folks would like several words w this person

02.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ending that thread with β€œI haven’t looked into it but I’m pretty sure I’m right” while bemoaning the state of media literacy is just chefs kiss journalism malpractice at best

02.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe attack was too successful” translated into non idiot = β€œthe goal was always to kill people for shits and giggles but not random boats this time”

02.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New β€” I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

28.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5213    πŸ” 2187    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 107

That’s definitely distinct DOI and 100% not a rebrand of DEI to get around LLM parsing are we great yet

28.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah its cool just like idk do something nice for the trans homies going through it rn

27.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to end with pink slime burgers for everyone isnt it goddamnit

27.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just saying an auction for a seat at that dinner would do numbers πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes, organized by Flavor Flav Flavor Flav, the legendary rapper and Hollywood personality, has long been… Flavor Flav needs your support for Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US

gofund.me/140322128

26.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4213    πŸ” 1281    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 76

Happy pokemon day all im drawing peoples favorite pokemon in exchange for donations to help trans people

26.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad thumbs all of them

26.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow and I always thought the most damning citation of Larry Summers was the epigraph from *Slow Violence and the Environmentalism of the Poor* (2011)

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Large-scale online deanonymization with LLMs We show that large language models can be used to perform at-scale deanonymization. With full Internet access, our agent can re-identify Hacker News users and Anthropic Interviewer participants at hig...

And right on schedule: there goes pseudonymity on the Internet. arxiv.org/abs/2602.16800

25.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12
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i love dns it always works great for me πŸ‘„βœ¨

video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social πŸŒ†

03.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 462    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 20

@down.blue

23.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 23626    πŸ” 5745    πŸ’¬ 453    πŸ“Œ 805
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πŸ₯Ί the affection I have for this adorable dumbass overpowered Barney is unrivaled don’t @ me

23.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*shakes fist* if only I had a kelly bag! (chat whats a kelly bag)

23.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

amityville island is literally just long island? 🫠

23.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry i only get 3 skeets a day since I’m in the not at the BAFTAs jail

23.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are exactly two public spaces: the BAFTAs and jail 🫠

22.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like we could lock every shitty dictator in a room and let them play clanker risk for the rest of their lives and they would never know WE COULD BE FREE

21.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waling up every day depressed that we have a machine capable of simulating the entire world population and instead of using it to stress test laws and policy we’re making it slop out react apps 🫠

21.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Retiring, Sarah Bond Departs As Microsoft AI Exec Takes Over

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Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Retiring, Sarah Bond Departs As Microsoft AI Exec Takes Over Credit: Getty Images

EXCLUSIVE: Xbox head Phil Spencer is retiring on Monday, and Xbox President Sarah Bond, long thought to be Spencer's heir apparent, has resigned.

The new CEO of Microsoft Gaming will be Asha Sharma, currently the President of Microsoft’s CoreAI product. https://bit.ly/4rZUZI7

20.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 1203

Aight middle aged wine moms you better stand for your trans homies before this shit becomes legal precedent for taking away your spanx and fajas

20.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the best way I can describe coding with LLMs to nontechnical relatives:
β€œClaude what’s the fastest way to my auntie’s house?”
*gives directions to in-n-out with a promo code for a free side of fries with purchase*
β€œUh my auntie doesn’t live at the burger place?”
*regurgitates world atlas*

20.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Melissa Hortman saw something in people and gave them an opportunity - that's just how she led.

Today, I'm thinking about her famous β€œI'm not sorry” speech, where she encouraged so many of us to take up space and be heard. I miss you, friend.

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