he really thought he ate with that one π
28.10.2025 16:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
@jaemison.bsky.social
mediocre wine aunt dril
he really thought he ate with that one π
28.10.2025 16:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stays evergreen
28.10.2025 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toxic personality trait is dropping a βoh Iβm so sorry that wasnβt for youβ in the replies of every manlet complaining on the internet about a womanβs outfit
27.10.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Percentage Hispanic population
Passaic County, NJ: 42.74%
Kern County, CA: 54.9%
Riverside County, CA: 49.72%
Fresno County, CA: 53.61%
Orange County, CA: 34.1%
Los Angeles County, CA: 48%
What happens when Kavanagh stops meet Roberts' disdain for the VRA
A segment on MSNBC tonight notes that Trump pardoned the founder of Binance, in business with the Trump family's USD1 stablecoin.
Voters in Arizona could ask @gallego.senate.gov if he'll watch it; he pushed Dems to advance the crypto-supported GENIUS Act, with no ethics restrictions on presidents.
Imagine being an internet troll is your entire personality meanwhile you get baited this easily
23.10.2025 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.congress.gov/votes/house/... The crypto legitimization call is coming from inside the House very disappointed in the Ds that voted for this
23.10.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The entire country is being attacked by everyoneβs one shitty divorced uncle from Long Island and the people he voted for istg
23.10.2025 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt be the only one whoβs got that one smart friend to run shit I wanna say by to figure out if Iβm actually being unclear or surrounded by brainrot
22.10.2025 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs normalize replacing βNew Yorkβ with βLong Islandβ when writing about the most long island coded manlet shit
21.10.2025 18:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This entire administration is a jobs program for failed actors smh
21.10.2025 15:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best $20 I ever spent was cheap seats in Fenway park heckling the ever loving shit out of George Springer in the outfield for 8 straight hours
21.10.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldnβt be so reckless with peopleβs lives for their vanity projects.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Resign
18.10.2025 14:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trust and safety folks just built different
18.10.2025 04:00 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0There is no greater solidarity than every dude feeling compelled to band together and defend the worst loser man on earth EVERY.TIME.
15.10.2025 15:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βSome things are unknowable, like the number of squid currently in existence or the number of bs in blueberry π πβ
15.10.2025 07:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The way βAmerican gravy conceptsβ captures how everyone involved in this administration looks is diabolical
14.10.2025 10:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yβall when you lost the baby beluga man itβs over over
12.10.2025 03:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Inside you are two wolves:
- IP theft is bad
- LOTR but replace all the gross armies with Swifties would go really hard outside of my head
The challenge, of course, being to see how long you can stare at it without laughing
04.10.2025 23:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs probably bad that the group that hates BlueSky users the most are the people who run BlueSky
03.10.2025 16:51 β π 2024 π 288 π¬ 31 π 9Man I really wanted TLOASG to redeem taylor swift after TTPD but itβs giving lemonade if it had been conceptualized by liz lemon π
03.10.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Moderation is nothing but trolley problems on a good day. Genuine empathy for a small team of people crashing out after turning on the firehose of criticism by building a social product but ftlog please add therapy to your benefits package
02.10.2025 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a virgin in the same way a refrigerator is a virgin like sure yeah i guess? but why are you looking at a machine that way my guy
02.10.2025 20:39 β π 150 π 3 π¬ 6 π 0Promotional graphic with a purple and blue fantasy-themed background and crystal-like formations. The image features two logos: the Wizards of the Coast logo in rainbow gradient colors on the left, and the Trans Lifeline logo in white on the right. Large bold text in the center reads: βSupport Trans Lifeline.β Below, smaller text says βTune in Oct 4β next to the Twitch logo.
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis β for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
If you are in need of federal assistance, please reach out to my office.
01.10.2025 18:00 β π 17 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm just going to point to bad bunny doing the superbowl for free in exchange for a captive audience he has opinions about when people ask me why Iβm like this at work when I start fights in meetings
29.09.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hear me out:
The Super Bowl halftime show show be an amateur choreographed karaoke performance featuring players from the team with the worst record