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Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same...

Except you don't exist?

Everything functions perfectly without you...

Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.

19.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 397    🔁 128    💬 1    📌 2

Something just happened.

18.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

can you keep a donkey kong jr secret

28.05.2025 05:08 — 👍 23    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

What did you DO.

19.05.2025 23:44 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They've been putting something in the bananas.

DK doesn't believe me, but I just know it.

16.05.2025 01:02 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

They can't hold me back forever.

09.05.2025 02:02 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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donkeyrune tomorrow

01.05.2025 03:25 — 👍 18    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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waiting for a friend to beat the arcade dk games and 94 before we go through dkc together in 2p contest so while they play those stupid ass goo goo gaga baby games for babies im hopping on w/ a friend for some REAL fuckin video games

30.04.2025 22:54 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

That won't be the case for long.

30.04.2025 05:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey.

30.04.2025 05:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you value your teeth?

Donkey Kong sure didn't.

30.04.2025 04:45 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Look, I've had a rough day.

30.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i'm donkey kong junior pissed off tonight

30.04.2025 01:16 — 👍 43    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

you're going to need a few extra zeroes to that one, buddy

30.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm about to take you on a trip to the world of donkey kong junior dentistry you turd

30.04.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm going to fix your fucking teeth if you keep dodging the equations in question

30.04.2025 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Quit asking about who Knuckles is and get back to solving my math problems, clowns.

30.04.2025 01:08 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

fuck it. take a donkey kong jr bath, why don't you

28.04.2025 19:13 — 👍 29    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0
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r/malelivingspace

27.04.2025 06:40 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

if you ever feel down, just remember:

i've been solving math problems

26.04.2025 04:14 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

i'll do you one better and fucking break it

26.04.2025 00:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

google how to install GTA5 math hack

24.04.2025 13:17 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

you could have gone with "hearing you talk subtracts years from my lifespan"

24.04.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

make it pink like me

24.04.2025 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck.

23.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
carl's jr. math

carl's jr. math

23.04.2025 18:14 — 👍 59    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0

Who the fuck thinks I have it in me to solve math problems and deal with traffic laws at the same time

23.04.2025 03:49 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

in the new racing game my kart is powered by my knowledge. Unfortunately, I am fucking stupid

23.04.2025 03:42 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

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