βTeam Trump flew up from Palm Beach after a morning in which they beclowned themselves once again at the initial βShield of the Americasβ meeting with Latin leaders, where POTUS threatened Cuba as being next in his march across the globe. War has become a game to them.β open.substack.com/pub/noelcas
08.03.2026 18:24 β π 319 π 130 π¬ 0 π 23If I was playing the MAGA long game, Iβd let a bunch of greasy folks in my orbit take the fall for my crimes, start second acts as never Trump βnew mediaβ influencers, get accepted by the left, constantly ask them for $, build up a brand & run for Congressional seats as a Democrat.
09.03.2026 19:23 β π 89 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0
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08.03.2026 23:23 β π 755 π 58 π¬ 30 π 8
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
Just gotta make it to November
"Are you okay, man?"
Yeah, I just gotta make it to November
Elon Musk * x @elonmusk X.com True iamyesyouareno β’ @iamyesyouareno β’ 2d Tucker: "Every other group in the world has a right to its own homeland except White people? What? Explain how that makes sense." White people deserve a homeland. FATI rOCKeL: SHOW 12:43 AM β’ 3/7/26 β’ 21M Views
Seems bad that these two guys who have the ear of the US president are out here promoting Richard Butler-style white nationalism.
08.03.2026 23:12 β π 1330 π 286 π¬ 127 π 64swapping in a series of increasingly larger, hotter stoves to touch
08.03.2026 23:06 β π 306 π 41 π¬ 6 π 1
chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical
chat come back here
chat stop screaming
All of them fucked themselves. MAGA from top to bottom. And they are about to feel that a *whole* lot more directly than I ever expected (in the short term, anyway)
09.03.2026 00:31 β π 111 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0I cannot wait to see the polls a week from now
09.03.2026 00:30 β π 138 π 16 π¬ 5 π 0This ghoul is spinning up a wish list for Santa
09.03.2026 02:55 β π 57 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC Our allies in Israel have shown amazing capability when it comes to collapsing the murderous regime in Iran. America is most appreciative. However, there will be a day soon that the Iranian people will be in charge of their own fate, not the murderous ayatollahβs regime. In that regard, please be cautious about what targets you select. Our goal is to liberate the Iranian people in a fashion that does not cripple their chance to start a new and better life when this regime collapses. The oil economy of Iran will be essential to that endeavor.
Even Lindsey Graham seems to think the bombing is going a bit too far, ffs.
09.03.2026 02:59 β π 43 π 7 π¬ 4 π 5GUYS. GUYS. we can't do blood for oil if you burn the oil wtf
09.03.2026 03:00 β π 235 π 51 π¬ 1 π 2
Remember when most of the main mil guy accounts were losing their minds because OF COURSE we weren't going into Venezuela for oil, blood for oil is just some 2003 hippie chant
And then Trump was like, guys great news guess what we did some blood very specifically for oil
this picture is a good summary of how and why January 6th was, at a fundamental level, a successful insurrection.
09.03.2026 01:54 β π 764 π 202 π¬ 2 π 8Or do I just not bother ever because by the time the ink dries on the paperwork, house ownership will be determined by my post-apocalyptic warlord, a machete-wielding former firefighter named Dylan
09.03.2026 03:16 β π 62 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0What an incredible time to be trying to decide when to pull the trigger on a mortgage refinance, do I do it now before Trump craters the economy or do I wait because savage interest rate cuts will be how he accelerates the cratering of the economy
09.03.2026 03:14 β π 60 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0It'll be okay, Trump will have his team in the Fed and rates will go down, right? Problem solved
09.03.2026 03:11 β π 60 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
Between this and all the other recent Trumpian squeezes, a lot of lives are going to become economically unworkable with a big new added expense (or even more disruptive, actual inability to participate in the economy).
It's death by a thousand cuts but this is a sizeable and sudden cut
Sure but people have built entire lives around the premise of cheap gas, including employment and school/childcare site selection, and proximity to grocery stores
Once they can't afford to drive to daycare or school or Walmart or work... crisis deepens, fast
Gas issues will be bad for farmers but apparently war-related fertilizer issues may be even worse?
And that's not even getting into whatever labor issues they may face thanks to DHS/ICE terrorism
True
09.03.2026 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean if it cost me $10 to go to the grocery store you can bet I'd start rationing trips.
I ration Costco trips largely because the $7 going over the bridge makes me feel like I have to be strategic
Yes
09.03.2026 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not to mention the draining effect of walking around a bright, noisy, crowded store, with a concrete floor.
09.03.2026 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's also a question of life with younger children.
By myself I could take public transit to the grocery store regularly, no problem.
With a two year old and a four year old? Lol.
And once you're on WIC, shopping options are also much more limited
Skyrocketing gas prices while he builds a golden ballroom and mows down schoolgirls. Truly Americaβs golden age.
09.03.2026 03:19 β π 1347 π 339 π¬ 23 π 12
What any Dem with the slightest bit of political sense would take from that is, it's a base energization game in 2026/2028.
You bang on why Trump sucks, let America First do its wrecker shit, and promise your base accountability and a transformative Green New Deal
They honestly could not have done a better job exacerbating internal MAGA schisms if they tried.
MAGA blew up Heritage Foundation having the lead guy there horrify all the Christian nationalists siding with Tucker Carlson on Nazi stuff, "we went to war because Israel made us" is gas on that fire