local denizen

people in 19th century literature translated into English were always experiencing “vexation”

In a hotel watching TV for the first time in years and they have a new sport called “slippery stairs”

The vibe in Iowa rn is electric

here are the perfumes I think these famous serial killers would wear:

no one else in my small southern town is into the greaser lifestyle but someday I’ll find my people

stunning new research shows tiny band inside of speaker

that one friend who is a narrow tube

I am the victim of a coordinated harassment campaign (someone unfollowed me)

they want to sentence me to death because I was out of breath after running 200km

I get my news from the Wikipedia article for the year 2025

mind if I blather?

I fell of

All of my followers know I would not be anwywhere without them

I Feel Like That

Some Thing Just Happened

EAT stands for edible appetite tasty

I’m gonna make a smoothie, okay? No one get mad at me

sheesh

exposing king Ashapashupal III for being a manipulator

which one am I

can I say something

Dust theory

In 1997 the simpsons predicted my dad would give me $20 to get dinner with my friends

british person: mushy peas
gurt: yo

10 interesting guys that would send gen Z into a coma

your honor, im sorry for creating a bio-weapon. but in my defense, the f students are the inventors

feeling the pull of the weekend

you have been BLOCKED

$1 fidget toy vs. $1,000,000 fidget toy