Jake Thomas

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Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed As an respectable unemployed person must do, I tried to make Postgres as slow as possible

so good byteofdev.com/posts/making...

Sufficiently-advanced software deployments are indistinguishable from magic.

Cloudflare Log Explorer is now GA, providing native observability and forensics We are happy to announce the General Availability of Cloudflare Log Explorer, a powerful product designed to bring observability and forensics capabilities directly into your Cloudflare dashboard.

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blog.cloudflare.com/logexplorer-...

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So.... what exactly happens when databases are commoditized?..

So good.

query.farm/duckdb_exten...

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Welcome to the age of $10/month Lakehouses No, this article is not about buying properties close to lakes...

Welcome to the age of $10/month Lakehouses!

How to build and run a Lakehouse on top of @cloudflare.social R2 , Cloudflare Containers and Neon Postgres, all backed by the new DuckLake "SQL as Lakehouse" format, via @duckdb.org.

tobilg.com/the-age-of-1...

Srsly though, it is going to be so hard to sell a standard/spec/system/whatever that is named this.

DuckLake is an integrated data lake and catalog format. DuckLake delivers advanced data lake features without traditional lakehouse complexity by using Parquet files and your SQL database. It's an open, standalone format from the DuckDB team.

ducklake.select is neat.

But I'd put it into prod tomorrow if it was called Drake.

+1, great book

Very nice

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The Contract-Powered Data Platform | Buz The contract-powered data platform is a step towards improving data quality, reducing organizational friction, and automating the toil data teams face. Here's what it looks like and how it works.

oss.buz.dev/blog/the-con... @chris.blue

@chris.blue brb

0x.tools xCapture v3: Linux Performance Analysis with Modern eBPF and DuckDB 👀👀

tanelpoder.com/posts/xcaptu...

@jackhcable.bsky.social discussing product security in the AI era 🔥

@ethanrosenthal.com speaking 🔥

Nicest thing I've heard all day 🥰 😉

thank you! fixed :)

It's neat, no question. Follow up post enroute

perhaps :)

I've been exploring how to do Iceberg with the fewest dependencies possible.

tl;dr -> @duckdb.org , @amazonwebservices.bsky.social S3 Tables, and a sprinkle of Python is awesome.

jakthom.dev/blog/zero-in...

idc what anyone says, I love deploying static websites by hand

Arroyo is joining Cloudflare Arroyo has been acquired by Cloudflare to bring serverless SQL stream processing to the Cloudflare Developer Platfrorm, integrated with Queues, Workers, and R2. The Arroyo Engine will remain open-sour...

Arroyo is joining @cloudflare.social! We're bringing Arroyo to the Developer Platform as a serverless stream processing system, and will also remain open-source and self-hostable. www.arroyo.dev/blog/arroyo-...

How Cloudflare is Working to Fix the Internet with Matthew Prince Screaming in the Cloud · Episode

Zero egress costs will be (are?) the new data gravity.

H/t @eastdakota.com

open.spotify.com/episode/6lUL...

*cough* @sap1ens.com