Fleets

☹️

🤮

The Westminster chatterati’s perception of Birmingham is so utterly deranged by this point I’m actually sitting here laughing

The way people are talking about it you’d think it was some dystopia from the Hunger Games or something

Go outside, touch grass, come to Birmingham - you’ll be fine 😂

🤮

I'm not mad about it cos Samuel West is so great with any material but I've found it slightly ... Surprising I guess is the word?!

Siegfried's characterisation feels off this season. #ACGAS

this fucking guy

Party of free speech, btw.

Fascinating watching American Manhunt: Osama bin Laden. Had no idea they almost had OBL dead in December 2001 but Rumsfeld/GWB wouldn't commit ground troops w/ air support.

No. Shan't.

Articulated perfectly.

I'll never 'get' Ne*l You*g

Why is County Fair so sad?

I've been waiting YEARS

Unsatisfied Heart Bruce Springsteen · Tracks II: The Lost Albums · Song · 2025

open.spotify.com/track/54tyK1...

Rookie error. Forgot to download Tracks 2 on WiFi at home which means using all my data to download on the train.😂

Some of the discourse I'm seeing reminds me of all the racist shit Sadiq Khan has had to face as London mayor.

I will also never do that. If I paid for two gigs, I'm seeing both whether I'm in the nosebleed seats or front rail.

Same person left Liverpool 1 and San Sebastian 1 early for better numbers for night 2 🤡

😂😂 there'll be plenty of that over there.

People who leave the gig halfway through to get roll call numbers for the next show are baffling to me.

One Love and Unsatisfied Heart finally seeing the light of day ♥️♥️♥️

Buzzing I'll have Tracks 2 to stream for my flights to Milan.

This fare dodging programme on channel 5 is hilarious. They act like they're MI5. 😂

Good.

This country is fucked.

Yo they can regrow a tentacle!!!!!!

Octopuses use each of their suckers independently. Some have 2,000+ suckers. That's like having 2K fingers. Clever molluscs.

🫩

Have tissues handy.