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My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.

DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?

I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1

“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣

So many sick burns 🔥

- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"

- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization

Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!

The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!

Very proud of all of you!

Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣

Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.

Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.

YouTube video by Mark Rober Can You Fool A Self Driving Car?

If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”

Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?

Real one below:

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Emperor Norton - Wikipedia

A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…

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There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.

Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue

The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue

a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it ALT: a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it

Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.

Is this a Polar Bear? Vance in Greenland with Butterfly

I'll get started. America: before and after.

YouTube video by Good Cop Rad Cop Cybersuck (Uncensored) - Debut at StarCar.

And a self love crime to drive a Cybertruck

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It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato

You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk

Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?

I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.

Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?

Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.

This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.

Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do

Return of the Crooked E

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Tesla = 🇪nron

What was the tone? Manic Jumping Elon, or sad crying to Kudlow Elon?

Wisconsin Idea: University of Wisconsin–Madison The University of Wisconsin is a top-ranked research institution located in Madison, Wisconsin, providing exceptional education opportunities to undergraduates, graduate and professional students.

The Wisconsin Idea (1904): University President Charles Van Hise declared he would "never be content until the beneficent influence of the university reaches every family in the state"

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