༄.°𖦹.𖥔 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙐𝙋𝙋𝙀𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙍! ᝰ.ᐟ꩜

❝ Okay but does it taste good though? ❞

❝ YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS SHOTGUN ROUND IF YOU TRY ❞

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❝ But also like yeah okay pokie <3 ❞

❝ THEYRE PUTTING A GUN IN MY HANDS ❞

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❝ Gonna be drugged out of my mind and extra dead for a good 24 or more hours chat. Dumb dumb writer boy here has to get their wisdom teeth out. Pussy won't write while high as balls smh. ❞

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❝ I see, I see ❞

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❝ Shoulda known you weren't getting bitches over there ❞

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❝ Damn, homies be waking up with 30+ notifications. The fuck you doing over there? Banging bitches live? On main? ❞

❝ I already hit it with a good ol' power hose and like three bottles of your bleach. I think we're good. Back's packed and everything, we just gotta pick a place and go :) ❞

❝ I've got the hummer, wrapped up talking with that coolant stain, and am loading the back with shit for this heist as we speak. Us evil little shits gotta stick together~ ❞

❝ Aight, see ya. Still taking the Hummer though~ ❞

❝ I don't have fire but I have fireARMS ❞

❝ The first thing I did when I got back down here to Mobius was flirt with Ruby. I didn't say no to your chili dog offer either, I just bite. I'm not above havin some fun in a hummer with another hedgehog ❞

❝ Yknow what? I'm not surprised that's where you took this. I'm still giving you rabies though ❞

❝ would bleach and a power hose work? ❞

❝ Yknow what I know what'll take you more than a few hours. Better hope you have your rabies shots ❞

❝ Yeah, I know and I don't care. We're three variants of you that hate you. Why wouldn't we take any excuse to get you arrested? ❞

❝ Y'know what?
@speed-sovereign.bsky.social @incarnatedchaos.bsky.social
Do you two wanna steal this bitch's Hummer and use it as a getaway ride for a heist? We can rob some big name vault or some shit, get him arrested in two days tops
Let me drive, the cops won't know the fucking difference ❞

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❝ I'm going to take the god damn engine out of that Hummer until you can learn to stop thinking with your dick ❞

//hhhh

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❝ What...? ❞

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❝ Can this fuckass app not show me ass and tits? I've been back on Mobius for how many days now and that's been half of everything I've seen ❞

❝ 50 GRAMS!? WHY ARE YOUR BROWNIES THAT FUCKING LACED?! HOW MUCH OF A TOLERANCE DO YOU HAVE!? ❞

❝ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!? HOW MUCH IS IT, RUBY!? HOW MUCH IS IN THESE DAMN FUCKING BROWNIES!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU GOLD SON OF A BITCH!? ❞

❝ WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!? HOW MUCH IS EVEN IN THESE DAMN THINGS I'VE HAD LIKE THREE OF EM ❞

❝ I mean, yeah. If you didn't expect me to ransack your fridge then you shouldn't have let me in. ❞

❝ Man, this brownie I found is hitting different. It actually tastes good which is surprising considering how much things just don't tend to go my way. ❞

❝ Do you want to set some houses on fire afterward? I'll bring the torches ❞

❝ Is that a murder threat? Alright, it's a date then, see you at 8 ❞

❝ Shhhh, down boy, you're going to give yourself a tummy ache~ ❞

❝ Awwww, love you too pookie <3 ❞