I am a good person @deepfriedsalmon.bsky.social
11.02.2026 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@nullpierceshinji.bsky.social
They/Them Autism Psych major hates @deepfriedsalmon.bsky.social
I am a good person @deepfriedsalmon.bsky.social
11.02.2026 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0...ill wait
05.02.2026 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh I can tell, plus the lead paint ban definitely benefitted you, you were probably licking it in hopes it was leons boobs
05.02.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro ate too many paint cans last night at the club meeting
05.02.2026 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0get to styling that wig migraine boy
05.02.2026 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0says the one who didnt draw my dad pregnant for $2
05.02.2026 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0suffering with your krauser x leon kennedy shit
05.02.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mf doing #meme is worse than using a facebook minions meme
04.02.2026 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bro actually just did #meme you should eat another crayon
04.02.2026 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0reminder that yiffing is a thing and people want to yiff foxy
03.02.2026 00:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BRO HES GONNA FREDDY FAZBEAR YOU
02.02.2026 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HES GONNA SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE THAT ONE INSTAGRAM GUY PLAYING WITH KIDS IN VR AMONG US
02.02.2026 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@deepfriedsalmon.bsky.social if u don't respond in the next 5 seconds leon kennedy is coming to your house to snap your neck
02.02.2026 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0plus remember I HAD 3 OF THOSE AND CHOCCY LOLLIPOPS
31.01.2026 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0when legitimately when
31.01.2026 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0reminder u didnt get these happy shark week motherfucker
31.01.2026 18:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you havent had it with me NOT EVEN CLOSE
31.01.2026 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ok bumbling inoffensive milquetoast oblivious existent protag
31.01.2026 18:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro i know u heard it in ur head
31.01.2026 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0youtu.be/Fo3o8ZBYAY8
u but also no social stats and level 1
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
31.01.2026 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he looks up leon kennedy x krauser and forces me to read it cancel him
31.01.2026 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0people wonder how every persona protagonist starts so unpopular and dumb and they wonder if its unrealistic
you prove it is realistic
you're the reason this shit needs to be explained
31.01.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I may be someone's phd subject but you're the reason we found out darwinism was so incredibly right
31.01.2026 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0of fucking course you failed lizard your brain focuses on leon instead of anything else you absolute failed eukaryotic cell who forgot how to make mitochondria
31.01.2026 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you prokaryotic single celled lack of a single neutron or proton looking empty nucleus leon kennedy fueled man boob addict
31.01.2026 18:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0middle/elementary school you beethovens failed symphony
31.01.2026 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@deepfriedsalmon.bsky.social "We were SUPPOSED TO GET 18 INCHES! I WANT 18 INCHES!"
30.01.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0