Half-Diamond Pick

Youtube's probably got lots of tutorials on how to juggle!

You can just become one, girl! Go buy yourself some clown white and practice makeup.

Courage Cutie

A person in a nun cosplay lifting their skirt to reveal a holy seal over the nether regions. A uranium glass and bronze rosary held just beside it

And when the seventh seal had opened, there was silence in heaven for the space of half an hour

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(From 2022, for @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social!)

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

LMAO yeah

It's hard not to imagine this finally coming out, inspiring some new people to try and read the comic, and having absolutely nowhere to read it.

I don't even know if it'd be possible but do you think you could put one on overtop a bitchsuit...?

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It is so much extra money, but I am desperately considering both the pear of anguish, AND this spiked humbler and ball stretcher. I think it could really add to one of my Kanaya cosplays 🥺💦

This might actually be one of the most insane pictures of myself I've ever taken, holy fuck. 🌈😵‍💫🍆

Your followers're already over there rubbing themselves affectionately against the mound, ain't nobody peering over your shoulder! Please post it!

Guards! Guards! Send that boy's penis to hell immediately!

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

See now, if you were blindfolded and edged for several weeks, you would be able to beat them all off.

Once this blade is drawn, it cannot be sheathed until it has almost tasted blood.

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Got a bit of extra money this month, and considering buying a pear of anguish. Anybody got any experience with them?

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Redesigning all my hazmat girls, and adding some new ones!
Here’s a new one I’m working on. Not sure what gender identity to give to them, suggestions appreciated

Two tough-looking girls wearing scant outfits in black and hot pink. On the left is Boo-Boo Cake, who wears a baggy sailor uniform top, big shoes, and a tiny bikini bottom; on the right is Barbie Pie, who wears wide-legged pants, gloves, and a tiny bikini top.

cookin' up some new OCs in the form of some sexed-up bad-girl magical girls. on the left is Boo-Boo Cake and on the right is Barbie Pie; together they are Pinky Violence!

still working out their powers and personalities, I just had a vision for their designs lol

Now that I've finished it, the new King of the Hill is weirdly really good?

Like, the first three episodes are Pretty Bad, and then all of a sudden it becomes great. There's several episodes on ethical non monogamy. Hank's still a good dad.

The final scene reaffirms that Bobby gets pussy.

She ate me out 🤭🔥

Hey my followers, can I ask a favor of you? I have been trying for like a week to send in calls, and have been getting sandbagged at literally every turn. These companies have anti-Canadian technology, I swear.

So, I am asking all ya'll to please call in and be as (politely) annoying as possible.

Pandemonica Commission ❤️
Full on my Patr40n

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Silly little pet task. 🤍
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Juri in a very official sonic heroes t shirt

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Ahoy Mateys!

my List has been upgraded into a Custom Feed.

it will now only show you post that include at least one Picture or Video, and ignore reposts.

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Cynthia with a Garchomp themed leotard, anyone?

queen from deltarune sits in her flying chair, with the cybercity skyline behind her. she holds a large wine glass of battery acid in one hand, looking down at the camera with a cackling expression. on her visor are the words "EAT IT". her head has been rendered as transparent plastic, with structural supports visible beneath the surface, and her white exterior is detailed with mechanical joints and seams. she spreads her legs, showing off her crotch to the camera. said crotch is appears to be a vertical floppy disk drive, with a small red light right above it.

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If they were trying to say something, I'd've guessed it'd probably be about how Hank's values impressed onto Bobby cause him to miss out on a lot of things he'd like to do because he's too busy working hard to enjoy himself, but it wasn't saying that.

All it said was that Bobby gets pussy????

So responsible in fact, that he doesn't make it to the dorm party til way too late in the night, because he got caught up doing the dishes after closing his restaurant.

When he does eventually show up, the party's actually still underway and he even hooks up with the girl and has a one night stand?

A bunch of college students are dining at Bobby's restaurant and invite him back to their campus to a party 'cause he has chemistry with one of the girls.

They establish that despite only being 21, Bobby is already a great chef, with his own business, who is very responsible—