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Fred Tingaud

@fredtingaud.bsky.social

Photographer, nerd, programmer. He/him. You may know me for my activity on C++ and Quick Bench, but I don't post much about it here.

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I've met an Akita Inu around where I live a few time and it looks like they are the most content creature ever. A dog who doesn't yearn, fear nor suffer. No curiosity, excitement, or restlessness, just perfect enlightenment.

04.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great news! You can bring the slot machine with you when you leave the casino!

25.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Force à toi !

24.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have such fond memories of my D70! I payed a ton for it and passed the 9999 counter so many times… Then at some points it displayed an error and the repair guy was like "yep, there is nothing to salvage here, it has done its time".

20.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pas immédiatement, car ça n'est pas le même scénario que les GPUs et la crypto : l'augmentation du prix n'est pas liée au fait qu'ils vendent leurs stocks de RAM grand public à des data centers. C'est qu'ils ont arrêté de fabriquer de la RAM grand public pour fabriquer de la RAM dédiée à la place.

20.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pareil !
Ça fait trois ans que je fais la tournée des beignets de Strasbourg dans les semaines qui précèdent Mardi Gras, je suis prêt à rejoindre votre club !

18.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

J'ai découvert ce reviewer de Sticky Toffee Pudding (STP pour les vrais) il y a littéralement moins d'une heure et c'est le seul type de contenu que je veux dans ma timeline désormais, donc je compte sur toi !
bsky.app/profile/stpg...

18.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm glad to have friends who worked in security to give me good advices!

18.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's also very convenient if you want to display it in an HTML page afterwards.

18.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm invested because they basically sent a mail saying "please hit us with a ransomware *here*".

18.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At first I was having fun with your exchange, but now I'm afraid I'll take psychological damages!

18.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got an answer from the library saying they only store properly hashed passwords and I shouldn't worry.
I asked how they know if a password contains one of these characters in that case. Will report if I get an update!

18.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's more or less exactly my reaction. I sent them a pretty angry email, but whoever came up with that plan is probably not ready for that kind of conversation :/

18.02.2026 08:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My library sent me a mail saying that all users with a password containing "$" or "|" should change it and that they'll reset them automatically...
That's literally the worst sequence of security red flags an institution could flash at you. I don't even know where to start with my answer...

17.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
A painted wooden statue of Saint Guy inside a cauldron on fire, looking very chill given his situation. He looks a bit like the main character of the video game Getting over it who is stuck in a cauldron too.

A painted wooden statue of Saint Guy inside a cauldron on fire, looking very chill given his situation. He looks a bit like the main character of the video game Getting over it who is stuck in a cauldron too.

Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy (2017)

16.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole review in that podcast episode was extremely positive. All the reviewers loved your game and agreed that it contained some very novel and exciting narrative ideas.

16.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've said this before, but it makes me insane that in an age of human civilization when the ultra-rich have hoarded over half of all wealth, the go-to visual shorthand for depictions of gluttony is still "fat"

12.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 1260    🔁 312    💬 13    📌 3
Injustices Injustices Est-il possible de sortir du masculinisme ? Un ancien incel raconte (3/3)|Des mecs solidesPourquoi les hommes ont-ils du mal à parler à leurs amis de leurs émotions ? (2/3)|Des mecs solidesPourquoi les jeunes hommes ne supportent-ils pas leur fragilité ? (1/3)|Des mecs solidesPas mes fils (bande originale du podcast)Tous responsables|Pas mes fils 6/6Les conversations gênantes|Pas mes fils 5/6Le rouleau compresseur|Pas mes fils 4/6Sois un homme mon fils|Pas mes fils 3/6La vierge et la pute|Pas mes fils 2/6Pas mes fils [Bande-annonce] Prendre le pouvoir|Qui croit encore pouvoir changer le monde ? 4/5A quoi ça sert ?|Qui croit encore pouvoir changer le monde ? 3/5Le mythe du héros|Qui croit encore pouvoir changer le monde ? 2/5Qui croit encore pouvoir changer le monde ? [Bande-annonce] Ma Tonkinoise 4/4 : Là où les morts et les vivants se parlentMa Tonkinoise 3/4 : On débarque à MarseilleMa Tonkinoise 2/4 : Je dois faire l’autopsie d’un oubliMa Tonkinoise 1/4 : Assieds-toi près de moi cocoDécouvrez Ma Tonkinoise, la nouvelle saison d’InjusticesLe Bémol 5/5 : Le coût de l’optimismeLe Bémol 4/5 : La mère de toutes les inégalitésLe Bémol 2/5 : De la musique de fillesLe Bémol 1/5 : Circulez, y’a rien à voirLa Méthode 6/6 : Vivre les utopiesLa Méthode 5/6 : Embrasser la nuanceLa Méthode 4/6 : Réparer ses désirs La Méthode 3/6 : Nourrir sa joieLa Méthode 1/6 : Casser la boucleDécouvrez le livre «Ou peut-être une nuit» À flots et à sang 4/5 : On a vidé la merÀ flots et à sang 3/5: Pêcheurs, espèce en voie de disparitionÀ flots et à sang 2/5: La mort au largeÀ flots et à sang 1/5: Qui a décapité les phoques de Concarneau ?À Flots et à sang - Bande-annonceOu peut-être une nuit 5/6 : «Les poupées russes du silence»Ou peut-être une nuit 4/6: «Une histoire de haine et de domination»Ou peut-être une nuit 2/6: «Apprendre à se taire»Le paradoxe des journalistes 5/5: «Le plus beau métier du monde»Le paradoxe des journalistes 4/5: «À quel moment les journalistes commencent-ils à se taire?»Le paradoxe des journalistes 3/5: «Les journalistes ne peuvent pas être des victimes»Le paradoxe des journalistes 2/5: «Pourquoi les journalistes ne veulent jamais parler d’eux?»Le paradoxe des journalistes 1/5: «Mais qui irait mentir là-dessus?»Bande-annonce Le Paradoxe des journalistes

Injustices, de Louie Media : feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
Les saisons sont complètement indépendantes et différentes. J'ai commencé par la saison 7 (ma tonkinoise), mais visiblement le travail de montage est du même niveau pour toutes les saisons.

11.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Third kind is :
9h : Start my hourly comic
10h : Darwi-
12h :
16h :
19h :
22h :

09.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If I had done it this year, it would have been 100% the second kind.
10AM - 4PM Hades II
4PM - 7PM frantically cleaning and doing repairs on the apartment
7PM - 1AM Hades II as a reward for working hard

09.02.2026 08:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are only two kinds of hourly comics:
"6AM: gym
7AM: gardening
8AM: work on my comic
10AM: museum"
Or
"11AM-2PM: cold pizza for breakfast while watching anime"

09.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The Paris Prosecutor's office announced they are leaving X by stating they raided their offices.

What a way to leave X.

03.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 3142    🔁 819    💬 49    📌 51
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Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)

30.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 2924    🔁 999    💬 22    📌 84

Oh no, poor baby! He seems quite indignant about it.

31.01.2026 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not giving the answers until you cast your votes!

31.01.2026 11:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My partner and me have nicknames for each of the three booths we like to visit at the local market: "the cuties", "the handsomes", and "the ones at the edge of the market". I always feel a bit bad for the people of that last booth...

31.01.2026 11:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

29.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 19069    🔁 6045    💬 6    📌 0
explain (format) Hana

Few days back I mentioned to a friend I have always struggled with commas in sentences. Friend mentioned to use parenthesis. So I have tried to show how deeply it usually goes, and wrote a bit of JS + CSS to help people to read it.

hanickadot.github.io/think-like-m...

#adhd

25.01.2026 09:18 — 👍 64    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 3
A red photo book with the name Ren Hang. A star shaped window on the cover reveals a picture of a person licking their own armpit.

A red photo book with the name Ren Hang. A star shaped window on the cover reveals a picture of a person licking their own armpit.

A present I did to myself for Christmas is a photo book of Ren Hang, a Chinese photographer who takes some of the most interesting sexual pictures I've ever seen.
Very nsfw thread:

25.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Three men standing at different height, each with the penis of the one above him in his mouth.

Three men standing at different height, each with the penis of the one above him in his mouth.

A naked woman spitting milk on the top of the head of another naked woman.

A naked woman spitting milk on the top of the head of another naked woman.

The head of a man, coming from off frame, holding a flower with a long stalk in his mouth. The stalk bumps onto a naked woman and finishes in front of her eye.

The head of a man, coming from off frame, holding a flower with a long stalk in his mouth. The stalk bumps onto a naked woman and finishes in front of her eye.

A naked woman looking at the camera, in a shower, with a stream of water coming from below and ending in her open mouth.

A naked woman looking at the camera, in a shower, with a stream of water coming from below and ending in her open mouth.

I don't want to comment too much on the work of somebody who didn't want to comment his own work himself, but I find his work really remarkable.

25.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0