The JockSnatcher

And instead, you got obese. You blew up. You traded a svelte figure for gallons of melted ice cream and disappearing notches on your belt.

Men with potbellies just make my head swim.

A big round bloated tank demands feeding. It demands service. It commands me to obey.

Men with bellies are kings.
And by getting them fatter? I’m only sealing my fate as a good boy 😵‍💫

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We need a gainer alternative to a Himbo.

What about a “Blimpo”?

Himbos are nice, empty headed jocks who get dumber and more compliant the more muscular they become.

Blimpos get dumber, more compliant, and easier to manipulate the fatter they get.
Empty head, full belly.

If you look like this, don’t talk to me*

*because I’m going to be filled with such a desire to ruin your body, that I’ll feed you so much so fast that those undies will snap off.

Honestly, in a world that grows more fatphobic and bigoted towards bigger bodies by the day, I see fattening men as a form of resistance.

Pinning men down and seducing them obese is hot as fuck.
But also, the world needs fat people living in it. 😌

Much like your belly, I contain multitudes.

This porker looks ready to pop.

And somehow? Ready for even more.

I just want you to lose yourself in hedonism and pleasure.

I want you to get gross.

I want you to moan after every deep guttural belch. I want your toes to curl as you tickle yourself with a brassy fart. I want you to feel your underwear get slick after a big meal.

You need to be a hedonist slob.

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All I’m saying is a round, hairy, swollen ballgut is like a blank check a man has for:

- a rough and lusty feeding session
- a thorough belly rub
- a desperate blow job

Fat men fill me with so much insane lust I can’t even help myself.

Idk I don’t feel like we talk about this tv ad enough

Bellies are hot, but

People don’t pay enough attention to fat asses in this community.
The curve. The bubble. The straining pants

All I can think about when I watch a big guy eat is
“Fuck. This is all gonna go to his ass. If it gets any bigger, I don’t think I’m going to be able to help myself.”

All it had taken were a few smooth moves from a feeder to sink his career in football forever.

Now he was a cautionary tale about greed and excess.

He’d been blown up past the point of no return.

The best part? The hypno meant he had no idea.

But he’d find out soon enough when his bed broke

“You guys - I’m not f-*URRRRP* fat!”

Brad said proudly.
Even as his shirt fit more like a sports bra, and his pants hadn’t closed in months.

He had once been the quarterback of his state school.

6 months later and he was crashing out, his once pert butt now leaving a dent in a booth at McDonalds

The only thing you’ll be getting rid of before speedo season is a half dozen ripped speedos 🤷🏼‍♂️

Chapter 2 of ‘The Dad Next Door’ - A NEW WG STORY - is now up for my patrons.

When hot DIY daddy bear David offers to help fix up Jay’s house, Jay repays him in all the beer and food he can take. And it’s starting to get results…

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Happy birthday to me 🥳

should I expect something coming from my wishlist? ;)

#grommr #gaygainer #gaybear #gaychub

Dear oh dear

Seems @hanselblimp.bsky.social has grown a bit too big for his britches

That’s what happens when your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

Sooner or later, your stomach is bigger than your pants.

I don’t care how many jocks I need to spoil to get what I’m after.

How many athletes will pay the price. How many models or gogo boys I have to bury in fast food.

I don’t give a shit. If I’m greedy, you’re hungry.

Sorry, not sorry.

I’m tired of asking nicely.

I deserve to be paraded with an endless supply of obese men.

Rounded chins dappled with condiments from their last feed.
Round bellies peeking below overstretched tee shirts.
Cherubic features and curvy figures.

I need fat men. Badly.

Greed isn’t just for fat men, you know.

After all - I’m greedy as fuck.

I want fat men, and I can never have enough to satisfy me.

No amount of curvy, dad-bod-having, burpy, greedy men will ever be enough.

I want more.
I demand more.

And if I have to *make* more fat men go get them, so be it.

😎

The sexiest shape is a sphere.

Reject the hard lines of masculinity, and embrace curves.

Delicious rolls and sensuous dimples. Strive for a rounded, curvaceous figure.

You should be so round that you have to be rolled back to bed.

If you keep eating like that, you’re going to get FAT.

Being big means sometimes you get to be bossy.

“Throwing his weight around” and “large and in charge” are terms that exist for a reason.

You’re a papa bear, a ballooning boss, a king.

The bigger you are, the more power you get.

So eat yourself some power, big guy.

Commission for @gainerator on twitter
Love the failed actor trope🎭

“It’s your fault I’m fat”

Nothing tightens my pants faster than reading that.

And nothing tightens your pants faster than the melted ice cream and pizza you’ve been loading into yourself.

So… how’s that “I’m gonna go to the gym more” New Year’s resolution working out for y’all?

Odds are you’re probably hitting your local drive thru harder than the treadmill.

The only weight you’re lifting is your bloated frame off the couch. 🤷🏼‍♂️

KOTOR 2 is goat. 😤

Been gifted the opportunity to draw Rigby from @fivefourthree4's (twitter) story "The Slime Dungeon"