Clem Fandango 🔩 clemfandango

GAHT DAAAHM THE UNITED STATES...RIGHT BARRY!?

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Stay safe/healthy!

01.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@itsamemikey.bsky.social @midnightmiles.bsky.social @johnwmccarthy.bsky.social @relevantrachel.bsky.social

Days like these give me memories of Section Thirty-Nine Dot Com.

01.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Warner.

01.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, these Epstein Files gotta be spiiiiicy!

01.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

01.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"...that's the way it is..."

Walter Cronkite spinning in his grave.

WTF??

01.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not good.

What are your Kal$hi plays?

<sarcasm>

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Is it really too much to hope that the Trumpstein administration implemented heightened homeland security protocol/contingencies once strikes commenced?

Is it?

01.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL. Same.

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@markbjorge.bsky.social

And the ESVA is REDDDDDDDDDD!!

(I get good reactions to it. LOL.)

01.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LONDON IS REDDDDDDDDDD!

01.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Timberrrrrrr!

ARS 2 - 1 CHAVS

#COYG

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Too many of these idiots think Iran's history started in 1979 with the revolution and completely ignore the continuing ramifications of the CIA installing the Shah in '53.

We never learn.

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These war hawk assholes think that Iran's history began in 1979. Never mentioning WHY there was a revolution to usher in the theocracy.

Iranians were tired of being governed by that shitbag Shah, who the USA installed after the CIA took out their PM (Mosaddegh) in '53.

The USA never learns.

01.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SET PIECE FC!!

🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶

ARS 1 - 0 CHAVS

#COYG

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Early holiday this year.

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Happy St. Totteringham Day to all who celebrate.

#COYG #FOYS

01.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LOL.

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I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

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Because the US Government is led by the Incel crowd, who ironically worship a non-Incel child raper.

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a calzone could be called a pizzussy.[1][2]

the greatest image on wikipedia

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My daughter wanted one for Xmas.

Her dog looks thrilled.

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