Patrick can piss right off.

Separated at birth?

This is why you shouldn’t watch. You reward them by doing so.

Please get a rescue from a shelter; do not buy a dog.

Why are you there?

5 weeks until Congress comes back and has to deal with the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.

They should make it a Spirit Halloween till then.

Hello karma, nice to see you.

Ah, Thomas Friedman, he of the “Friedman” unit of time measurement. Here’s another measurement: zero credibility.

What evolutionary splendor!

What’s that racist white gal on about now?

Honestly we could stop at “Jesse Watters doesn’t understand” and that would cover everything.

CROWD BELOW: "Jump! Jump!"

This….

I like the way it sounds when the narrator uses it. That’s it.

“It’s a banana, Michael, how much could it cost, ten dollars?”

Not going to be nearly as funny when that assh*le’s tariffs make it reality.

I could not love this more.

Compared to Martin, there was little push backs from Congressional Democrats in response to Pirro's selection.

What the actual fvck!!

People, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

The money you spent on that drink could have gotten you another plant!

Great work, John Roberts. You’ve played a key role in wrecking our beloved country.

Birds of a feather…

Goddammit!!

I wish a motherfvcker would! I’m with you Mr. Takei.

That tacky, pedo, motherfvcker.

Just when you thought they could not be tackier, more revolting, seedier, and more disgusting.

I will henceforth be pronouncing this gas as meethane.

Oh, they are plenty self-aware. They are just all despicable liars.

Of course you should. Let the newcomers know they are welcome and blessed with charming neighbors.

No plan is the plan. The goal is to kill these people. Any method will do.