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That ride has SEEN some things

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I love Major League but man that movie did not age well. 😬

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Say that again

Just went on hud.gov and this is the message that pops up. Are you fucking kidding me?!

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Those posts asking 'What movie have you seen more than 5 times?' make me laugh. Movie? You mean movieS. There isn't a movie that I've enjoyed, that I haven't seen more than 5 times.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

So you've been working here for over a year. Full time, at least 40 hours a week. But you still qualify for SNAP benefits?!

Me:

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It's that time of year where I start begging my family to brine the turkey so the bird isn't as dry as a damn desert

Look at this bullshit. Just got a notification about this job... that was posted 8 years ago! 🤬

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My inner monologue, while providing exceptional customer service...

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Just watched #HouseOfDynamite. Don't waste your time.

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

Wife left you?
Nobody likes you?
Bottled rage that needs to go somewhere, anwhere, soon?
Sexually dead and racist as hell?

JOIN ICE

A tweet from John Fugelsang reads in all caps: "NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" – US House Speaker Mike Johnson.

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

Sorry music.

Stretchy Bear, at your service.

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My damn razor just died on me mid-haircut. Now I look like I escaped a psych ward, while I wait for it to charge

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One of the cons to having a job in this economy is that management knows they've got u by the balls. Weekend meetings? Sure. Stay on after 5pm? No problem. What are you gonna do, quit? Complain to HR? Ha!

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The new one punch intro kinda sucks ass.

What's it like inside your head?

Anyone that knows me, knows I'm not a fan of NY. I would rather run a marathon barefoot over legos than move to NY. BUT I would move there just to vote for this man. Respect.

This is Finn. He may have plenty of toys, but he refuses to play with anything other than a concrete block. 13/10 to each their own (TT: emilyyheide)

Brown dickhead looks in a mirror and sees his reflection as a white dickhead

These pendejos are the worst

😂😂

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You ever get ghosted by a friend? Not a fwb or someone you're trying to talk to but a genuine friend, or so you thought. I get that I'm not "owed" an explanation but damn if it isn't frustrating. I wish I could apologize if I did something wrong. Closure would be nice.

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Your DMs

Really? Good to know lol