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Jake

@jakeyouoff.bsky.social

Chicken Wine Connoisseur 🏳️‍🌈/28 Bris, UK ✌🏼

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Fighting the Sunday Scaries

01.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deliveries before 10am on a Saturday… WHO asked for that 😒

28.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pres… at the gym

27.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My gym gives away free Prosecco at 6pm on Fridays, is it socially acceptable to neck one and leave because I don’t come to the gym to socialise 😭

27.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uber driver turned off his music and put Ariana Grande on a bit too quickly for my liking 💅🏻

26.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dying for You on 🔁

26.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Humppp Dayyy

25.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 88    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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me & my mood @ just the slightest hint of spring sunshine 🌞😌🌼

25.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

The sun is curing my SAD

24.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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☕️ 🫶🏻 ☕️

24.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What’s your favourite dish?

23.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 59    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Oh lighten up

23.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All for gays networking but Tinder is NOT the place - swiping away over taken people looking for mates like bffr 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️

23.02.2026 10:52 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I fear it’s going to be an olive oil AND laundry detergent month

23.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Moment was incredibly camp with a Fleabag level of dry British humour. The first half was stronger than the second but ultimately a fun film miss xcx

22.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could have stopped it here

22.02.2026 12:24 — 👍 293    🔁 54    💬 7    📌 1

I just want to go on holiday and fuck around on a beach to midnight sun

20.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, couples joined at the hip in the gym, weird to me

19.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Industry is on track to end as one of the greatest tv shows of all time, another 10/10 episode

16.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day 👅

14.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 108    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

see when you do clownery!

10.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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beautiful

10.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Bluesky moderation love to paint my green flags red 😒

08.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I am SO over rain

07.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also plausible af - just so shocked to see people claim she has dementia 😭

03.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The backlash on The Devil Wears Prada 2 plot 😭 specifically Amanda not remembering a random assistant from 20 years ago, I think it’s realistic and camp. I can’t see how people are suggesting she has dementia, twenty years at that level, she’s not going to remember every face be ffr

03.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Any artist selling tickets in the months of December and January is out of touch, I said what I said

26.01.2026 14:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lisa Barlow disassociating

today is just another day

26.01.2026 11:52 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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The 54th day of January

22.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 62    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0