I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old?
06.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@jaynooch.bsky.social
Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America
I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old?
06.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So you hate me is what you’re saying?
23.03.2025 17:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me and my husband walking together on our wedding day
Me and my husband smiling at each other on our wedding day
I love my husband!!!!
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A Polaroid of us
Wife is life
22.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 1349 🔁 13 💬 92 📌 2Yeah I took this pic in your living room
16.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Painting of me and my gorgeous husband on our wedding day
We’re the most married couple on earth
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14.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Up close shot of my gorgeous torbie cat Dottie with water droplets on her chin
The World’s Most Hydrated Girl
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13.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was thinking of all the trials and tribulations you face when I wrote this
10.02.2025 14:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind
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03.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 380 🔁 36 💬 10 📌 3Our torbie cat Kitty peering over the edge of a wicker basket
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@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy
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Bros at a gas station 🤣
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