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@jaynooch.bsky.social

Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America

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Isn’t she gorgeous

31.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m on my hermit shit!

31.12.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s how’s it’s supposed to be

30.12.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello to you as well

30.12.2025 23:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s up party people⁉️

30.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

I was today years old when I found out I’ve been retired for 20 years #TIL Am I the asshole for being today years old?

06.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you hate me is what you’re saying?

23.03.2025 17:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me and my husband walking together on our wedding day

Me and my husband walking together on our wedding day

Me and my husband smiling at each other on our wedding day

Me and my husband smiling at each other on our wedding day

I love my husband!!!!

23.03.2025 17:13 — 👍 68    🔁 0    💬 14    📌 0
My wife and I on our wedding day walking in liberty state park

My wife and I on our wedding day walking in liberty state park

A Polaroid of us

A Polaroid of us

Wife is life

22.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 1336    🔁 13    💬 92    📌 2

Yeah I took this pic in your living room

16.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Painting of me and my gorgeous husband on our wedding day

Painting of me and my gorgeous husband on our wedding day

We’re the most married couple on earth

16.03.2025 16:18 — 👍 50    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

I just got married to my wife

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She said she’d love to

14.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Up close shot of my gorgeous torbie cat Dottie with water droplets on her chin

Up close shot of my gorgeous torbie cat Dottie with water droplets on her chin

The World’s Most Hydrated Girl

14.02.2025 14:18 — 👍 1005    🔁 32    💬 8    📌 0

Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now

13.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking of all the trials and tribulations you face when I wrote this

10.02.2025 14:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind

10.02.2025 14:05 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Nose rub trance #NoseRubTrance

03.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 375    🔁 36    💬 10    📌 3
Our torbie cat Kitty peering over the edge of a wicker basket

Our torbie cat Kitty peering over the edge of a wicker basket

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01.02.2025 17:35 — 👍 107    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
Balatro with the legendary joker Perkeo on round 1

Balatro with the legendary joker Perkeo on round 1

@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy

22.01.2025 14:44 — 👍 53    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I am the anointed one

22.01.2025 14:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s nice for a quick facial and i liked that they had dry shampoo so you don’t look like a greaseball when you leave if anything gets in your hair. I know mikes sister loves it she goes all the time

22.01.2025 13:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a balatro slot machine. A balat machine if you will

21.01.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m due for a wheel of fortune hit… any minute now…….

21.01.2025 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need rehab for my balatro addiction

21.01.2025 21:28 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re the joker now

21.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pizza beans!!!!!!!

20.01.2025 12:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You put gasoline in your tires?

19.01.2025 17:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was Jared

19.01.2025 15:49 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cybertruck at a gas station

Cybertruck at a gas station

Bros at a gas station 🤣

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