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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

14.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13544    πŸ” 1959    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 50

that’s the good stuff. sadly also supernatural, once upon a time

19.01.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy πŸ˜” into triumph πŸ’ͺ

11.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3839    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 185
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2025 recapped

29.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6364    πŸ” 1696    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 33

Henry Kissinger is dead now, but Dick Cheney is not. For more information on this disturbing phenomenon, follow @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social

30.11.2023 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I tried with the last iteration a few months back and GFM absolutely did not take them down lol

03.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
scam impersonation of the same injured kitten like these people don’t have anything better to do

scam impersonation of the same injured kitten like these people don’t have anything better to do

scam impersonation of the same dog oh wow look at that post history maybe it’s a bot  on a hacked account hmm

scam impersonation of the same dog oh wow look at that post history maybe it’s a bot on a hacked account hmm

you’ll never guess what this is

you’ll never guess what this is

truly the bio and 2 posts both being scam links combo is very compelling

truly the bio and 2 posts both being scam links combo is very compelling

new bots on deck! tis the season

03.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

some man on my street has been yelling fuck yeah for 2 minutes #dodgers

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dude figure it out @moderation.bsky.app

31.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh

07.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1440    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 5

waymo should hire me to sit in the driver’s seat to pantomime standard road rage, it’ll massively increase user adoption

19.09.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frame from the 33rd episode of β€œGekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads β€œSUPER IDIOT DRINK”

Frame from the 33rd episode of β€œGekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads β€œSUPER IDIOT DRINK”

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

18.09.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 25
various accounts listing scam gofundme links concern trolling with the same video of an injured kitten, using trending topics to be promoted by bluesky. these are 4 separate scam campaigns.

various accounts listing scam gofundme links concern trolling with the same video of an injured kitten, using trending topics to be promoted by bluesky. these are 4 separate scam campaigns.

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happy one month anniversary of bsky continuing to promote scammers

18.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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still promoting scams to the top of trending topics, stay classy bsky

15.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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why am I doing your job @moderation.bsky.app

12.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Another day another scam

Another day another scam

graphic photo of an injury too. the audacity

09.09.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
this time the scammer uses different nonsense and identical GFM link

If Tracy can pick up the pieces for Martyn, imagine the love we could give this sweet dog fighting for her life.
Every share,
every kind word, every donation matters right now.
#TheArchers #dogs
#dogsofbluesky
ο£Ώ gofund.me/341876b4

this time the scammer uses different nonsense and identical GFM link If Tracy can pick up the pieces for Martyn, imagine the love we could give this sweet dog fighting for her life. Every share, every kind word, every donation matters right now. #TheArchers #dogs #dogsofbluesky ο£Ώ gofund.me/341876b4

delete & repeat

16.08.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky really just gonna let these bot and stolen accounts run unfettered across trending topics and promote them into feeds to scam ppl huh?

shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries

14.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for

04.07.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 963    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of an ice cream cup with the caption β€œCould really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor.”

A picture of an ice cream cup with the caption β€œCould really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor.”

20.06.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8444    πŸ” 589    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 54

signal priority (lack thereof) is up to LADOT, and my longest delays were around south central, easing up past Vernon. check out CicLAvia this Sunday to see!

16.06.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok
….. would

09.06.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PACERS WHAT THE F

06.06.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would give a lot to hear what Werner Herzog would monologue about Kendrick Perkins.

16.05.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waste of time watching this series when he didn’t even show that decrepit baguette what a real flagrant is smh, getting soft

15.05.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when my dad asked why Rihanna doesn’t play Coachella and I said she’s retired, happy and expanding her family I was jokingggggg 🫠

05.05.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

showing my partner highlight reels of draymond’s worst fouls so he understands my culture (hatin’)

05.05.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why is the jimmy eat world lead singer giving celebrimbor

12.04.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone

10.03.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

seen more Melo knicks jerseys than nuggets lmao Denver don’t care

08.03.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0