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The sleepy southern town of Oxford Mississippi staged an insurrection when troops were put in there in the early 60s….

We’re still at least three years from a general election, so why is anyone worrying about manifestos at this stage?

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Deadly would hit a perfect length over after over. Only the very best batters of the time could get after him. In T20 they’d tee off on him very quickly so he would have had to adapt and produce far more variation.

Most by an English spinner. By all accounts, not as intensely irritating to his teammates as Graeme Swann either!

I once got him mixed up with the Richard Cole who was Peter Grant’s enforcer in Led Zeppelin’s entourage.
That was confusing!

Same with local councillors.

Big presence on the beaches of Normandy in 1944 too.

Demanding a Nobel Prize should automatically mean exclusion from ever receiving one.
If the Nobel committee award one to Trump, its credibility will be zero.

It’s around £4 million, plus travel expenses.

Only for cross-breeds….

Happy Yankee Elimination Day should be tomorrow (here in the UK!)

Activist judges = judges who make decisions I don’t like

Funnily enough, the complaints from the right in the US about “activist judges” ended when six activist judges on the Supreme Court abolished Roe v Wade.

And the ones who said England only beat Brazil 1-0 rather than 2-0 in 1984, because John Barnes scored one of the goals.

Wait until the four cases of wine turn up from Majestic (again!)

By night, punk rock singer. By night, molecular biologist!

Never seen a picture of the large stand before. It’s not the one that was knocked down to make way for the current Bedser Stand.

There are 25,000 other head teachers in the UK who I’m sure would happily share their opinions with the BBC

Transitory

Mushy peas though! 😍

Eels and liquor? That’s Pie & Mash shops, not chippies!😂
How do you know Whitby and Barrow are better than the great ones I’ve been to in Brighton, Plymouth, Ashford and Dymchurch?

Jet Boy - NY Dolls

Or the enigmatic weirdness of Belle and Sebastian.

Before he went to New York to create some artwork out of Campbell’s soup tins and design an iconic album cover with a picture of a banana!

I suspect Trump would have been typically graceless when he was at the course on Friday - maybe tried some lame trash talk.
So this is probably karmic payback!

Just for 1986 alone….😉

Pretty safe to say this is the first time that Trump and Neil Warnock have appeared in the same paragraph….

But this isn’t new behaviour. Remember Brookline?

Derek Jeter holding his right arm up while at bat, making the pitcher wait until he was ready.
God bless the pitch clock.