Stephanie

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

It’s Rumble Season on the island, which means for the 4th straight year SOS is going…

OVERBOARD🛟

Friday, November 14th
Edison Square, Tacoma
Live on IWTV / 8pm PT
🎟️ Tickets on sale now

🔥🔥Poster Illustration by @barrytheartguy.bsky.social

the difference between a wonderful audiobook performance by a gifted voice actor and this "digital voice" horseshit masquerading as legit audiobooks makes me steaming mad. good narration is important and deserves to be paid for!!!!!!

California cracks down on water theft but spares data centers from disclosing how much they use Gov. Newsom vetoed a bill that would have required data centers to report their projected water use when applying for a business license.

First sentence says it all: "Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed legislation that would have required data centers to report how much water they use." Read the rest of the story though. from @ianjames.bsky.social: www.latimes.com/environment/...

If the Israeli government was offended because WWE named an event "Invasion," they're gonna really think it's personal when they find out the PPV after that is called "Great Balls of Firing on Innocent Children."

ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’ Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff

www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

Though the man’s killing had been filmed, a fact checker is obliged to seek comment from any party alleged to have committed a crime. I called the soldier’s lawyer. He picked up from a café, where I could hear trance music blasting in the background. The lawyer told me that while, yes, his client did shoot the man picking olives, and yes, the man did die, the Israeli military court found his client not guilty of murder because the man picking olives was a terrorist who was throwing stones. Even though the video did not show the Palestinian man throwing stones, the court said that he was, so he was. QED, his client did not murder anyone, and it would be slanderous for us to say so.

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Thank you @meganpiont.bsky.social for the radical resources. Just made a deposit at the local Little Free Library!

What a great turnout for our “Can you outrun a bear?” three-mile fun run! For the sixth consecutive year, the answer was no.

I wonder why democrat politicians who will continue to get rich through insider trading no matter what don't feel the same sense of urgency as the rest of us

Thoughtful looking groundhog in the grass. His paw is extended outward, away from his face.

They have a groundhog that can predict the weather?
Big deal.
We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose.

#GroundhogDay

you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all

17+ years of wisdom to share, one weird grunt at a time.

Oreo Speedwagon (twas a cat)

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Ethan HD with his cat Gimmick in a cravat. Gimmick was purring the whole time

Your honor, I'd like to present exhibit A. (Gimmick did purr the whole time)

Quickie Too (Fully vegan)
Red Hot (vegan options)
Peterson Bros (vegan options)
Gateway to India (vegan options)
Hob Nob (vegan options)
Viva (Fully vegan)

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did

Just an old man sleeping with his eyes open

It’s true that our koalas have chlamydia but so do most of your friends.

In the event of my love @REALEthanHD untimely passing, I will dress the cats in his gear for a memorial Battle Royale

People seem to think they're going to regret not telling people they love them. I'll only regret not telling people I hate to fuck off.

Everyone knows Jesus was a narcissist. They were going to hang him but he asked to be crucified. Wanted to show off that lat spread #bodyguy

Things that amused me from my old Twitter ramblings:

Cattywampus Cowboy Cahoots was the original name for the Ku Klux Klan but it didn't test well with the focus group.

I refuse to be friends with people who don't pee in the shower. Don't need liars in my life.

Hey Bluesky! A wonderful Redditor rebuilt Reproductiverights.gov. Share this far and wide.

keepyourreproductiverights.com

#reproductiverights #mybodymychoice #prochoice

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

Oreo Speedwagon