Holy fuck I’m glad I went to an all cash position last Wednesday. Never underestimate an idiot.

Or whatever you get from Russian hooker piss.

Nailed it like Trump wishes he could do to his daughter.

Yea - whatever you dogfucker.

The GOP only whips their bones out when children are present.

There really aren’t enough apologies possible for Nickelback. Maybe we should do 1000% tariffs.

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And Canadians also have the cutest little beady eyes.

Is ‘shit show at the fuck factory’ a term?

I just don’t get why they hate Canada - their government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

It’s actually a tv show and well worth watching.

You just know with that stupid looking deformed face that Kash Patel was squeezed out of his mama’s ass.

Let’s all remember that Trump did a hiring freeze on air traffic controllers and dismantled the aviation safety advisory committee on Jan 22. Probably best to avoid air travel for the next 4 years. #bloodontrumpshands

Wow! All time highest egg prices! Thanks Trump. #Trumpistheworstpresidentever

And unloading steaming piles of shit like Fantastic Beasts on the world.

And their new name will be French Florida - should go over well.

I always heard hookers don’t kiss - maybe he paid extra?

Eh - more like take over an existing thing so they don’t have to do any legwork and claim they came up with it. Like Musk and Tesla.

Because half the country is fucking stupid?

Stan Lee really missed out not creating an X-Men character whose mutant powers was magical tapestries.

There’s a Stevius McQueenius joke in there somewhere.

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I see your crazy Asian movie facial hair and raise you.

Reverend Cremer is my new porn name.

In their defense, the Catholics have gotten away with doing the same thing for a long time.

How about children’s shows? Dora the Butthole.

28 Buttholes Later. Wait, probably also a real movie.

Sophie’s Butthole. Wait, I think that might be a real movie.

Me chillin’ on the porch.