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@thepatgreen.bsky.social

Animal lover. Dogs are better than humans. Currently in a very rough relationship with the Dallas Cowboys. Part time P1. The Dumb Zone is the truth,

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Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

31.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 5760    🔁 1241    💬 38    📌 43

The POTUS is training all branches of our military for combat against any and all Americans he dislikes for any reason.

And some asked why we needed a “No Kings” day?

31.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wondering. Is D.O.G.E. still a thing?
Gee, that was cute.
How many billions did that clown show cost us?
Not “saved” us.
“Cost” us.

28.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every time I feel down on myself, I remember that I've never worn a red hat or a maxi pad on my ear.
Then I feel better.

28.10.2025 11:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are running for elected office and have spent a great amount of time on social media showing the wrongs of the trump party, stay the course. Are you a serious person or not? Are you someone just looking for likes on social media? These are serious times. We need strong leaders to look to.

28.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Serious times demand serious people.

28.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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28.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do better. These are very serious times.

27.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I have never understood the infatuation with Jake’s dad. It’s definitely a Dan thing.

27.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tune out when Chappy does his thing

27.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today!

26.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So now we’re dependent on private, politically partisan “donors” to pay our military?
This should be unacceptable to even the craziest MAGAs.

25.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My cat looks weird this morning

25.10.2025 11:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sup

24.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Truth

23.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com

Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3

21.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 3544    🔁 2660    💬 256    📌 506
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7:30 am. I like it!

22.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#EastWing

21.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1054    🔁 596    💬 60    📌 55

MAGA Mouthbreathers tell us to “deal with it.”

We are dealing with it. With rapidly increasing results and effectiveness.
And it scares the hell out of them. Because everything scares the hell of them.
The entire MAGA core belief is panophobia.
And they call others, “Snowflakes.”

21.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IDK about you, but I'm pretty sure a US President who shares a video of himself as a KING literally shitting on his own citizens isn't fit for office.

20.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

This plant was next to a two story house. The top of it was laying on the 2nd story overhang. My wife has a picture of that too. Ill get it and post it.

20.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very wise

20.10.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thats pretty!

20.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite sign at Saturday’s No Kings rally in Granbury

“The current circumstances are less than desirable.”

20.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This is my wife’s best friend in Colorado. Crazy plant it was. It almost doesn’t look real.

19.10.2025 21:55 — 👍 57    🔁 1    💬 13    📌 0

Beautiful

19.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They just don’t get it. Amazing.

19.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im at 24, very surprised. Im not a travler.

19.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s nothing funnier, or more pathetic, than hearing MAGAs throw the word “woke” around like confetti.
Reduced to lowest terms, all “woke” means is “Don’t be an asshole.”
No wonder they freak out. It violates their core values.

19.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. Look at all of these millions of American Constitutionalists who “hate America.”

18.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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