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Zohran walking into Mood Ring last night

02.11.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSunshine returns”*

*until 4:50 pm 😩

02.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a green hat and a red hat is making a face Alt: Flavor flav throws on some sunglasses

TIME to fall back and set yo clocks back one hour tonite,!!

02.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 895    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 11
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Somehow running into the wind no matter which direction I turn

01.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any update on supporting Andrew Cuomo in the mayoral primary and then refusing to endorse the party’s nominee?

01.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not loving β€œWelcome to Derry”. I thought we were getting a Pennywise origin story but so far it just feels like a more complicated rehashing of the plot of the movies with the same unrealistic CGI

01.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This season of Bake Off isn’t doing it for me

01.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn’t outdo last years costume so Halloween is cancelled

01.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the costumes in the streets are LAZY this year!

31.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to vote on the Working Families party line until halfway down my ballot

31.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am both too old and too young to understand β€œ6-7” and I think that’s great

31.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m liking every post I see of people trashing Winnie Harlow for mocking Whitney Houston

31.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also marble on every surface is soooo ugly, where is the contrast, the texture? I’m sick about it.

31.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are just having this man play The Sims with the White House while Stephen Miller destroys the country…

31.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

31.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just cashed my Hochul check but I’m still voting for Antonio Delgado next year

31.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to see the voting history of everyone who was critical of Gretchen’s instagram activity

31.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My polling site was a chaotic mess

31.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DM me if you look like this

31.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait this is a good idea

31.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should cast Janelle Monae on dragula

31.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never voting on Halloween again that was a shit show.

31.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is who we’re sending to the front lines in our manufactured war against Venezuela we’re cooked dawg

31.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This friendship was supposed to be the future of #RHOC and instead we’re watching 60 year old women refusing to get over over 12 year old beef :/

31.10.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Archival footage of Tamra saying β€œfag” in 2008… what are we doing here? #rhoc

31.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was Shannon Beador I would never drink on camera again #RHOC

31.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s because I don’t like her but I really think Emily Simpson should be at home with her family instead of on a tv show #rhoc

31.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈ I’m a Hex Girl and I’m gonna put a spell on you

31.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing that everyone else is waiting until tomorrow to vote to get the halloween sticker this year...

30.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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