Arielle

They're raviolis and the best part is you get to eat a whole pile of them.

If you make $25/hr working 40hrs/ week, it would take 19,230 years to make a billion dollars.
To equal Elon Musks current wealth, you'd have needed to start 8,268,900 years ago.

If American billionaires were 💀 by 🔫 violence at the same rate as American children we'd run out of billionaires in 63 days.

A year and a half ago, I fell off a ladder. The emergency room said I sprained my MCL. It hasn't ever worked right since, so my new doc ordered an MRI.

Turns out I've been walking around with a completely severed ACL, multiple tears on the meniscus, and multiple areas of complete cartilage loss.

This is terrorism.

... this is deeply embarrassing. You should've left this in drafts.

She literally lost the election last month and we're already talking about running her again.
Because we are an irretrievably stupid country.

Yeah, they're weirdly great. I totally swiped the ones they gave me when I had an mri the other day.

Periods tracker apps aren't safe. You know what is and would be pretty awesome?
Crocheting a "temperature" blanket...

Neumonya's response to the clergymen: "My friends - I am willing to talk with you if it can do any good to the hundreds and thousands of poor and hungry people that we see in your streets every day when we ride out. We see hundreds of little children with their naked feet in the snow, and we pity them, for we know they are hungry, and we give them money every time we pass by them. In four days we have given twenty dollars to hungry children - we give our money only to children. We are told that the fathers of these children are in the houses where they sell fire-water, and are drunk, and in their words they every moment abuse and insult the Great Spirit. You talk about sending black-coats [missionaries] among the Indians: now we have no such poor children among us; we have no such drunkards, or people who abuse the Great Spirit. Indians dare not do so. They pray to the Great Spirit , and he is kind to them. Now we think it would be better for your teachers all to stay at home, and go to work right here in your own streets, where all your good work is wanted. This is my advice. I would rather not say any more."

TIL that in 1843 the artist George Catlin accompanied 14 Báxoje (Iowa) on a tour of Britain, and they were so horrified by the poverty they saw everywhere that when some clerics asked to talk to them about sending missionairies among the Báxoje their leader Neumonya really let them have it.

How y'all look defending CEOs

Meta donated a million dollars to the inaugural fund, and it's the first time they've ever donated.
Tiktok, a foreign company, cannot legally donate.
We need to abandon Meta.

The people who are allegedly writing these statements are a masterclass in survivorship bias.
The people who were denied care obviously aren't here to tell their stories.

Brian Thompson was a family man...
And John Wayne Gacy was just, like, a really good birthday clown.

“But his act was mad and cowardly,” says the ruling class. “It was foolish and impractical,” echo all petty reformers, Socialists, and even some Anarchists.

What absurdity!"
- Emma Goldman, 1901

20 years might be a bit ambitious...

People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.

Oh, so it's totally okay for CEOs to maim and kill thousands of us for profit, but killing one CEO is morally unjust?
Lol, okay.

This comparison is fucking bonkers...

Man, that dog loves that bunny. She just dotes on him and he eats it up.

Bramble, Bean, and Peaches.

A lesson in recognizing ai garbage? Did you get hacked already?

I think I saw DreamWorks is doing the same with How To Train Your Dragon.

I skipped it too and my feed had so much furry art... no shade to furries, it was just a wild choice of the algorithm to start off with lol.

My IUD expires in two years.
Do I wait and see if someone will remove it later, get a new one now in the hopes it doesn't become a federal crime to possess, or pull it and get my tubes tied?
My friend in TX already can't find anyone willing to remove her expired and dislodged one.

*looks around indigenously*

People are just finding out about Jelly Roll... it's no wonder the dems lost, no one is paying attention. Just gonna facepalm myself into a nice lil coma.