artie fm | comics for breakfast

Kalamansi juice in a beer can style glass beside avocado toast topped with tomato, cucumber, pickled red onions, fried eggs and Chingonas salsa macha on a blue plate. The comic of the day is Voyeurs #4 by Leah Williams and David Baldeón.

Kalamansi juice and avocado toast with chingonas salsa macha
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Pistachio latte in a white mug beside a plate of chorizo and egg tacos topped with avocado and pickled onions.

Pistachio oat milk latte and chorizo tacos de huevos
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An orange and blue sky with silouhetted trees

Sunrises in California hit different.

I’ve just crawled into bed and my brain thinks it’s time to way up because I’m in the wrong by time zone 🥲

Diet Dr. Pepper in a pint glass beside a bowl or rice topped with fried tofu, cucumber, do chua, avocado, a fried egg, and sesame seeds. The comic of the day is Sirens: Love Hurts #1 by Tini Howard and Babs Tarr.

Diet Dr. Pepper and a rice bowl
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She wanted protein and asked what usually goes on champorado. I said dried or salted fish. She added vegan bacon and all day I’ve been chanting, “PUT THE SALTY PORK ON THE CHOCOLATE RICE.”

If you’ve never done this, put the e salty pork on the chocolate rice.

Coffee in a white mug beside champorado with a drizzle of evaporated oat milk in a blue bowl. The comic of the day is Love Ignited — Weird Tales of Romance. Variant cover by Martin Morazzo.

Coffee and champorado
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It’s because he’s a loathsome little creep.

Girlfriend: *googling the shelf life of oatmeal*
Me: *picks up tablea*
Girlfriend: you’re making champorado? Can I have some? 🥺

“I’m not on social media; I don’t keep up with news.” These two things are not mutually exclusive.

I was sitting in my car in the parking lot behind work and man on a bicycle approached my window asking for money for food. I offered him the uncrustable I was about to open, and he said, “no, baby. I don’t know what that is.”
“It’s a sandwich.”
And then he left.

Cold brew in a can-style glass beside a breakfast burrito cut on a bias on a lilac plate. The comic of the day is Harley & Ivy: Life & Crimes #3 by Erika Henderson. Variant cover by Marguerite Sauvage.

Cold brew and a sausage, egg & sweet potato hash burrito
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Filipinos who know I’m Filipino love to tell me I look Chinese because they don’t know I am also Chinese.

Coffee in a white mug beside a tofurkey ham, violife cheddar, fried egg, avocado and alfalfa sprouts on croissant bread. The comic of the day is Rogue #1 by Erika Schultz and Luigi Zagaria. Trading Card variant cover by Gurihiru.

Coffee and a “ham” and egg sandwich on sliced croissant loaf
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

It is 6:30 am and I am already tired of doing mental labor for men.

It was a really fun read!

Cold brew in a pint glass beside and tofurkey ham, violife cheddar and fried eggs on and everything egg bagel . The comic of the day is Luna Snow: World Tour #2 by Greg Pak, Ario Anandito and Takeshi Miyazawa. Jeff the Land Shark variant cover by Gurihiru.

Cold brew with brown sugar cold foam and an everything egg bagel breakfast sandwich
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Fuck ICE.

Cold brew in a pint glass beside two slices of toast topped with cottage cheese, chili crisp oil, a fried egg and everything but the bagel seasoning. The comic of the day is Arcadia #2 by The Miranda Brothers.

Cold brew and chili crisp toast
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Pu-er tea in a white mug with slices of kimchi pancakes topped with sesame seeds and green onion on a black rectangular plate. The comic of the day is Feral #19 by Tony Fleecs, Trish Forstner, and Tone Rodriguez. Five Nights At Freddy’s variant cover by Trish Forstner.

Pu-er tea and kimchi pancakes
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A: “I just finished writing a novel.”
B: “I make my own kombucha and I travel abroad.”
C: “I’m in a band.”
Me: “I threw up and shit at the same time the other day because of a bad chimichanga.”

Latina gf: What’s dulce?
Me: Sweet.
Latina gf: No. I know what dulce is. What is d-u-l-s-e?
Me: DUHLS. It’s red seaweed.

I don’t need a Michelin star. I need “Fuck you, bro. This is delicious” about the congee I brought to a soup party.

Iced cold brew in a pint glass and mushroom jook (congee) topped with green onions, cilantro, pork floss, a soft boiled egg and soy sauce. The comic of the day is Marvel Winter Break Special: Walkin’ in a Winter Savage Land by Tim Seeley, Tony Fleecs and Nick Bradshaw. Additional art by Rickie Yagawa, Nolan Woodard, Edgar Delgado, Stacey Lee, Joe Quinones, Whilce Portacio, Chris Sotomayor, Annie Wu, Rachael Stott, Kate Andrews, Ken Lashley, Justin Mason, Marcus, To, Elena Casagrande, W. Scott Forbes, Juann Cabal, Federico Vincenti and Stefano Caselli. Black Cat variant cover by Nicoletta Baldari.

Iced cold brew and mushroom jook
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Pastry Chef: “4.6 [inches] is big!”
Me: “Don’t tell the men.”

Can anyone explain why not a single midwesterner can pronounce “mostaccioli”?

That thing where one team has 63 points then scores 4 more and half the blockers yell “SIX SEVENNNNNNNN”

Iced coffee in an unlidded tumbler and a stack of mini cinnamon-coconut overnight oats waffles topped with sliced mango on a lilac plate. The comic of the day is Marvel Rivals: Ignite with stories and art by Peach Momoko, Yuji Kaku, Mitsuyasu Sakai, and Ryusei Yamada.

Iced coffee and cinnamon overnight oat waffles
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Coffee in a white mug and a savory sourdough roll with a brûléed (burnt) gochujang-maple glaze topped with everything but the bagel seasoning and fresh scallion on a lilac plate. The comic of the day is Bone Broth by Alex Taylor.

Coffee and a garlic-scallion sourdough roll with caramelized gochujang-maple glaze
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