Stop doom-scrolling for 30 minutes, and listen to this story of Real Life Magic.
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Stop doom-scrolling for 30 minutes, and listen to this story of Real Life Magic.
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18.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Pam Bondi thinks that was a good look, she needs Queer Eye more than Marco Rubio.
11.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I needed to dive back into this again. Perhaps it will bring some light to you all, too.
Love and harmony.
Fuck these monsters forever.
31.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Echoes of King Louis XIV echo through the halls and the toilet stalls of Washington, DC!
Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history
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Goddamn, I needed that show.
Love, Ire, and Song to you all.
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Take heart, world! He's gonna die soon!
And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!
#FuckTrump
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I hope this makes you smile.
Fuck the fascists and love to you all.
Too soon?
14.01.2026 06:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, I did a poetry!
Fuck Trump!
Trump is about to indict Jerome Powell, because he is a petulant little bitch.
Here's a primer.
The government must never hate the people.
10.01.2026 05:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Fuck Kristi Noem eternally with forever.
09.01.2026 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck ICE and fuck ICE Agent Murderers.
07.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Using AI is fraught and rarely a good thing, but it sure helps when you need to Photoshop Death into images of Trump to lift your spirits at the beginning of what will surely be a very long year.
Try it!
Show me your results!
She's doing great. Thanks for asking. Grimm was here for a week. Just left today. I'll head back to Guatemala next week. Mercedes is already there.
19.12.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahahahahaha. Love it!
19.12.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I miss you too, man. I'll try to be "here" more often and hopefully in Bhashtan by spring.
19.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A primer in the upcoming war with Venezuela.
19.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fixed it...🤭
18.12.2025 18:40 — 👍 2041 🔁 788 💬 121 📌 43
Overheard at a bar:
Q: You gonna watch Trump's speech tonight?
A: Dunno. Is Thomas Matthew Crooks gonna be there?
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That's good comedy.
Happy Birthday, Dear Ms. Dickinson
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