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Sasha Akhavi

@sakhavi.bsky.social

Reasonably happy almost all the time somehow. Unbelievably lucky husband and dad, former software industry veteran now studying software team values in the York University Science and Technology Studies Ph.D. program. Heretic, theretic, everywheretictic

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Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
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The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. πŸ’•πŸ΄πŸ€₯ #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody

10.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1358    πŸ” 414    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 76
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Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy β€œIn the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...

"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...

10.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
Rob's Apology - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Rob's Apology - Saturday Night Live

It’s a little unfair to equate LLMs to improv; they’re more like Rob Schneider’s Girlfriend Theater. youtu.be/mLyNPitX85o?...

07.11.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

06.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2755    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12
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LA: β€œThey took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”

What are we doing?

05.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16145    πŸ” 8333    πŸ’¬ 910    πŸ“Œ 675

Are… are you at my Loblaws?

06.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought nutmeats were out this month?

02.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS / ICE appears to have rolled out their new cell phone tracking platform in DC. I'm getting these every 5-10 minutes on my phone.

Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.

30.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 23

The decision to kill other people's infants is a personal one.

25.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

I guess that’s grade 6-12, sorry if that’s not what you need

24.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hand in Hand: Schools’ Embrace of AI Connected to Increased Risks to Students Artificial intelligence (AI) has continued to alter the educational experiences of teachers, students, and parents during the 2024-25 school year. The frequency and variety of AI uses continues to gro...

cdt.org/insights/han...

24.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monologue: Don't Be Scared Of Sora Podcast Episode Β· Better Offline Β· 10/24/2025 · Bonus Β· 13m

Related and somewhat reassuring, though not necessarily as to the human behaviour involved in these videos: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

24.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hunting ground, you say? πŸ€”

22.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, that road to hell sounds like a doozie, I sure would hate to be on that road, gosh. Hey, why are we in this handbasket anyways?

19.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The classic 'Is this a pigeon' meme where the man wearing a red and white coat represents the GOP, the butterfly is 'people carrying the Constitution to the White House' and the question being asked is 'Is this a hate-America rally?' 

The answer is, of course, that the GOP knows that power comes from the consent of the governed, and we do not consent. They are afraid and projecting their own fears and insecurities onto the people they're desperate to control.

The classic 'Is this a pigeon' meme where the man wearing a red and white coat represents the GOP, the butterfly is 'people carrying the Constitution to the White House' and the question being asked is 'Is this a hate-America rally?' The answer is, of course, that the GOP knows that power comes from the consent of the governed, and we do not consent. They are afraid and projecting their own fears and insecurities onto the people they're desperate to control.

18.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

04.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9109    πŸ” 4633    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 369
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A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...

13.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10396    πŸ” 2970    πŸ’¬ 316    πŸ“Œ 202
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

β€œMy world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.

Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago 31 A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo. The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview. β€œMy world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese. From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett. The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

12.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10205    πŸ” 6012    πŸ’¬ 496    πŸ“Œ 819

A master class from MIT in responding to authoritarian overreach:

Your β€œpremise … is inconsistent with our core belief that scientific funding should be based on scientific merit alone.
… America’s leadership in science & innovation depends on independent thinking & open competition for excellence.

10.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1128    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 24
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tbh I think Microsoft is going to blink right before October 14, and if they don’t… well, that’s a very, very bad decision on their part.

09.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Come to think, I’m not sure they’ve gotten around to asking forgiveness either πŸ€”

05.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it’s right there on the scroll that Lady Liberty holds: β€œProtect me from foreign infiltration.”

…gonna be something when Miller finds out she’s French.

02.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEXT ARRIVES THE HOUR OF LIGHT SNACK AND RETURN SOME EMAILS. THEN SOX-YANKEES.

01.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 13
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Microsoft launches β€˜vibe working’ in Excel and Word Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.

Setting the table for vibe paychecks

www.theverge.com/news/787076/...

01.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

30.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7501    πŸ” 1274    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 55

in related news i'm excited to announce that i'm selling sam altman's house unless he asks me not to

29.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Priztker: if federal agents fired upon journalists and protesters, when unprovoked, what would we call it?Β 

I don't think we'd have any trouble calling it what it is. Authoritarianism.Β 

So let's not pretend it's something else when it happens in our American cities.

29.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17631    πŸ” 4946    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 125
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Cornell Cut Classes by a Pro-Palestinian Professor After an Israeli Student’s Discrimination Complaint Dr. Eric Cheyfitz, who has taught at Cornell for more than two decades, claims the university is attempting to silence him as part of a broader crackdown on pro-Palestinian activism.

The whole outrageous story:

www.thenation.com/article/soci...

29.09.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 16

For a minute I thought β€œtools” in β€œA lot of these tools only seem good to people who are not great at their jobs” referred to the people hyping AI, and it made just as much sense.

29.09.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t just explicit antisemitism (which it is), it’s a continuation of the Christian nationalist cooption of Jewish history, ritual & trauma for their own supersessionist purposesβ€”

Jews don’t count / aren’t real, we’re the real victims, let’s blow a shofar, etc. and of course:

26.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

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