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OLD HAG 30+ y/o unrepentant fujoshi ffxiv - mateus ah not tan neet are not tan neet centimeter

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the country might be going to shit but at least i am alive and can enjoy the truest form of love that exists: holmes and watson

11.11.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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acd h/w ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’‹

11.11.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fish fear me
bug fear me
me fear me

11.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah running without the American Healthcare Debuff

11.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"gee dani the lore for your OCverse sounds a lot like the in game lore for The World R2"
yes well have you considered the world r2 lore goes hard as fuck-

11.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn

11.11.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tool assisted?

11.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified

10.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 990    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's like 2014 tumblr rose from the grave

10.11.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Testing new brushes that I've made and will publish them soon ;)

10.11.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1521    ๐Ÿ” 299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
10.11.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15641    ๐Ÿ” 3618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
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no i will not be "doing something normal" the children love shrimp look at shrimpsune miku

10.11.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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getting everyone all excited at not having to spend thanksgiving with shithead relatives because the planes are grounded and then snatching it away

10.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WINDOW DECORATING CONTEST AT WORK!!! SHRIMPMAS IS GONNA BE REAL!!!

10.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they all get food poisoning at their precious Thanksgiving dinners. Worthless fucks.

10.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

10.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7556    ๐Ÿ” 3131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177
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like i love Frostia but the 3 multicolor tails and the butterfly ears it's Too Much calm down

10.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like everything about Petit Planet is better than Animal Crossing but the biggest sticking points for me are:

- The neighbors are neat! They have backstories and unique personalities. They are also designed by Mihoyo so they're kinda tacky.

- AI Barista bad. Don't like. Remove.

- Mandatory co-op

10.11.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's because the bills got their asses beat in miami

10.11.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's Time for Paul Castle to Move On...
YouTube video by Book Lover Laura It's Time for Paul Castle to Move On...

[pours a glass of whiskey]
they're still at it with their stupid penguin book

youtu.be/rbJR63y28_0?...

10.11.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buffalo,NY today

10.11.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the snow is here

10.11.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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chuck saw us having hope for a better future and he was like oh no can't have that

10.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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evergreen (regrettably)

10.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he's perfect

10.11.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why link/zelda is a rare example of the fabled, ever-elusive "straight yuri"

09.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you don't end up like this without parents who had absolutely no concept of age appropriate media-

10.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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