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@lamprey.bsky.social

OLD HAG 30+ y/o [FFXIV Mateus, .hack, hovering on the outskirts of multiple fandoms] unrepentant fujoshi ah not tan neet are not tan neet centimeter

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The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4972    ๐Ÿ” 1147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Remembering the flak Xenoblade 3 caught for its ruling class villains doing nothing but starting wars and exploiting kids for their own amusement in a slowly crumbling world intentionally kept in an endless stasis where everything sucks

01.03.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 463    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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ใ‚ญใƒงใ‚ซใƒฉ

27.02.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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universal truth:

02.03.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gen alpha will save video games bc they don't give a FUCK about graphics they'll play the jankiest looking shit bc they can run on their school laptops and entry level gaming PCs and their streamers are playing those funky ass games and not Playstation Interactive Movies

02.03.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two weeks later and i still can't get this out of head, especially as i work through some of my first FF games

the internet loves to give modern pokemon shit for its graphics, but by refusing to participate in the AAA graphics arms race, they have unambigiously dominated the culture. they won.

01.03.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1255    ๐Ÿ” 459    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

biggest brain decision was to give Shino a scarf too

02.03.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these people should all hang

01.03.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5582    ๐Ÿ” 1239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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there they are: the world's most toxic discord mods

02.03.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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.hack//Link is good bc you get to see Lycoris be happy

02.03.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love that Tokio is Woke

01.03.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who's gonna tell these people that anime and consumerism are inherently linked lol

01.03.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk man i just don't see the appeal in wanting the same story told over and over and over again. i'd rather every adaptation try something new than retread old ground. show how things could've gone different or how no matter what changes it's destined to end the same.

01.03.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't get why people are being so weird about Stargaze. the manga is still here. 98 anime is still here. literally "wow three cakes!" situation here. you can enjoy the two cakes and leave the third if you don't like it? why waste your time bugging people who are enjoying the third cake?

01.03.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral.

Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.

01.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4646    ๐Ÿ” 2172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2060    ๐Ÿ” 2129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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dinner

01.03.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

go on mods i've been suspended for lesser things

01.03.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think if you put bets on this shit you should kill yourself because the world will immediately improve with you no longer in it

01.03.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

01.03.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4072    ๐Ÿ” 660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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happy birthday i guess. #aitsf

01.03.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจ๐Ÿ™โœจ

#AODโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏย ย ย  #ArtofDelusion #Aria #zzzero

01.03.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going insane about the multiple PoV shots of people working out next to RFK Jr and finding out he works out while wearing denim jeans

01.03.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someday i'll convince my family members that using mise en place also makes cooking less stressful

01.03.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใƒฏใƒณใƒ‰ใƒญ้…ๅˆปใ ใ—ๆ™‚้–“ใ‚ใฃใกใ‚ƒใ‹ใ‘ใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸใฎใงใ‚ฟใ‚ฐ็„กใ—ใงใ€ใ€
็›ธๆฃ’ใ€œ๐Ÿ™ใ€€ใ‚ธใƒ—ใ‚ซใƒฉ

01.03.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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god i love making myself sad over my ancient mmo soap opera

01.03.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i'm glad //ZERO got a whole sub-scenario in //Link because it's interesting to consider how Carl made a deep impression on Ryou's subconscious and possibly influenced how he designed Haseo (and also why losing Shino after she entered her grey haired goth baddie era fucked him up so bad)

01.03.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆœชๆฅใฏๅฅฝ้ƒฝๅˆใซๅ…‰ใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹

01.03.2026 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆงใ’ใ‚จใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒณใงใ™

01.03.2026 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0