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@lamprey.bsky.social

OLD HAG 30+ y/o [FFXIV Mateus, .hack, hovering on the outskirts of multiple fandoms] unrepentant fujoshi ah not tan neet are not tan neet centimeter

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recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

04.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 19
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AIKA-chan.......uwaaaaa

04.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me continuing to not watch CBS mornings even harder:

04.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Circana's Player Engagement Tracker, 60% of US active PS5 users played Fortnite in 2025. The top Sony single player game was Marvel's Spider-Man 2, which ranked 28th at 9.9%.

04.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was there I caught the whole thing in 4k

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is true that he has absolutely no real views whatsoever but that's actually really helpful in this situation, because you should take it as a clear sign and a win if someone with no beliefs feels the wind is blowing in your direction.

04.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1878    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6

thank you for validating my opinion that i never have to attempt to eat natto ever again

04.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're eating like a Joseon Era yangban

04.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you buy a playstation because you enjoy sony exclusives

i buy a nintendo because i like to play many video game on the toilet

we are not the same

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What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, β€˜data labeling’ contractors say Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI.

The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom.

san.com/cc/what-your...

03.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 872    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 250

lol

04.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, an AI-focused "Windows 12" is not coming this year β€” here's the plan A new report has caught the internet's attention, claiming that Windows 12 is coming this year and will be a modular, AI-powered OS. Here's why that's wrong.

www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

04.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

04.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2776    πŸ” 1829    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 203
Make Your OWN ITA BAG On A Budget! | tutorial, decorating
YouTube video by maggy β˜†γ€‚* Make Your OWN ITA BAG On A Budget! | tutorial, decorating

this super cute tutorial popped up in my recommended videos

youtu.be/5hvVrTFHS50

04.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would challenge piroshi to a fist fight. i wouldn't win, but i would still do it.

04.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i haven't been playstation's demographic since the PS2 but idk i just don't think they put out any exclusives that make it worth the price of admission? tbh i still think about my PS4 and how i played like....6 games on it and Gravity Rush is the only exclusive title out of them lol
_(:3γ€βˆ )_

04.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC The video-game publisher no longer plans to put out PC ports of PlayStation games such as β€˜Ghost of Yotei’

NEW: Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC, sources tell Bloomberg News, a major shift in strategy that sees the console maker returning to exclusivity after six years of flirting with multiplatform.

Ghost of Yotei and Saros are not coming to PC. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

04.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 999
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i truly adore FlΓΌgel

04.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love how almost every phone app runs worse because they've shoehorned some stupid AI assistant into it

04.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
.Hack//Link (English Patch) Cross Rengeki Exhibition (1/2)
YouTube video by Ten .Hack//Link (English Patch) Cross Rengeki Exhibition (1/2)

if you never got to play .hack//LiNK you gotta see the X-Rengekis
youtu.be/u7AndVqk5O0

youtu.be/lLFxPFKYGW0

#DotHack #DotHackIsBack

02.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

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HP Lovecraft:

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they don't make games like this no more

04.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saika rolling over to her PC just to tell Tokio she's exhausted bc AIKA was up all night dancing and twirling around in her brain is my fav especially after Last Recode gave us Kusabira. I love picturing Masato being bugged at all hours by the AIDA girl living in his frontal lobe.

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Helba in basically every .hack cutscene οΏΌ

04.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Piroshi kidnaps his employees and drags them out to go sightseeing and fill a sketchbook with Ideas

04.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0