Resting Dog Face

This

As a Mainer, I am perpetually bothered by the fact that this dude is probably our best choice and I’ve said as much to people here. We have to have better options. The Nazi tattoo should have been the end of the road for Platner. He isn’t progressive. He’s Jared Golden 2.0.

Play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes.

jesus christ, that guy was a piece of shit

Revolutionary stuff

I have found that if you search for the word “busty” that the people are more respectful than when you search “big boobies”

Very funny how they called it piracy because everyone from 2005-2008 was obsessed with pirates.

Baby Gronk

Anyone who saw Saved By The Bell: College Years already knew that.

Real “Leopard Eating My Face” Moment

Karate Kid Halloween costume

His blood is on your hands too, you chode

Even their scoreboard wears special undergarments.

Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.

Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow

We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.

True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.

This guy fawkes

We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.

Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.

*tobacco spit.

Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.

Cybertrucks were fyre back then.

Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’

They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.

i wish all introverts the cancelled plans they deserve

In a row?