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04.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 325    🔁 89    💬 6    📌 1
04.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 164    🔁 51    💬 2    📌 1
03.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 107    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

These things have always been true:
1. The ability to generate buggy code has never been greater.
2. The ability to find bugs in code has never been greater.
3. The ability to fix bugs in code has never been greater.
4. Many, many more people want to do 1 or 2 than 3.

Now scale this with AI.

03.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 12    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

I don't need a DHCP server I allocate IPs and set DNS manually like a big girl

10.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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13 years later and the story of Aaron Swartz still fills me with anger and sadness

02.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 195    🔁 57    💬 0    📌 4
Comic. PERSON 1: I got 10,000 amp service and put each outlet on its own 500 amp breaker, so I never have to worry about overloading a circuit again! PERSON 2 with ponytail: Clever. PERSON 1: Oh, that reminds me–Do you know where to buy cords that don’t catch fire?

Comic. PERSON 1: I got 10,000 amp service and put each outlet on its own 500 amp breaker, so I never have to worry about overloading a circuit again! PERSON 2 with ponytail: Clever. PERSON 1: Oh, that reminds me–Do you know where to buy cords that don’t catch fire?

Amperage

xkcd.com/3211/

02.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 2400    🔁 213    💬 32    📌 30

No thanks, I'll just leave my trash on the floor and dirty dishes in your dishwasher.

02.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Looming Taiwan Chip Disaster That Silicon Valley Has Long Ignored

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/24/t...

02.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Not just that. Some of his earlier tics were edited out, and the BAFTAs were pre-recorded on a two hour delay before they aired on BBC.

01.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I Built an EpiPen Launcher
I Built an EpiPen Launcher

This is one of the greatest ideas in the history of bad ideas. A bolt action epi-pen launcher.

youtu.be/veZvQduDRtg

27.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A man comforting a child who is burned out, telling him this is only how burn out he is "so far"

A man comforting a child who is burned out, telling him this is only how burn out he is "so far"

Only the truth from this account....

27.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

27.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 5225    🔁 1118    💬 98    📌 176
For All Mankind — Mars Space Elevator Headline News | Season 4 Scene | Apple TV
For All Mankind — Mars Space Elevator Headline News | Season 4 Scene | Apple TV

Is For All Mankind just gonna be doing storylines from Kim Stanley Robinson novels now?

youtu.be/H2rbQUifAy8

26.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if they charge you for tossing a damn snowball, I will represent you pro bono.

25.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 87    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0

does everlasting gobstopper have micro-replicator inside

25.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 129    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0

This is what selling shovels looks like in 2026

25.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Were you capturing the S-Video output, or do you use a Domesday duplicator to capture?

24.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Opened a pub near a hospital and called it Epstein's Bar and now everyone is yelling at me

23.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 499    🔁 17    💬 7    📌 1

The thin white one?

22.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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California right now

18.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Leading the world in children's beauty pageants and clown adult content...only in America, folks. China, take notes, or perhaps just enjoy the spectacle! Hanging with Doctor Z Video & Audio Episodes Seasons 1-3 Available Now YouTube

youtube.com/shorts/MrJf1...

Good 'ol US of A

18.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hackers made death threats against this security researcher. Big mistake. Allison Nixon had helped arrest dozens of members of The Com — a loose affiliation of online groups responsible for violence and hacking campaigns. Then she became a target.

When a hacker named "Waifu" and "Judische" began posting death threats against security researcher Allison Nixon, she had no idea why he targeted her. So she set out to unmask him. The quest led her to Connor Moucka, a 25-yr-old Canadian who was ringleader of infamous Snowflake/AT&T hacks. My story:

17.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 114    🔁 51    💬 5    📌 4

measles' github commits graph really fell off after 1960.

16.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Opulence, I has it - DirecTV commercial
Opulence, I has it - DirecTV commercial

Funny, all I can think about is a tiny giraffe
youtu.be/CjWYbcbpiWA

16.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This might actually be the most peak "dead internet theory" example I've ever seen. An AI bot writing a hit piece on an open source maintainer because they rejected its AI slop pull-request.

16.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 207    🔁 48    💬 5    📌 0
Demon core experiment

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

15.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 2552    🔁 754    💬 48    📌 21
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my most prized possession

14.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1605    🔁 239    💬 68    📌 50
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so on the epstein file PDFs that just say "No Images Produced" you can change the .pdf to .mp4 on many (not all) and it'll show a video.

just found a super high res drone tour/promo of the islands

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

13.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

There will be no quickening, and Zeist isn't canon.

13.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0