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Is the Metro Rail still single-tracking?

The sunset out my kitchen window.

Blink and you might miss it.

Where do I park by Rec Room please

Where do I park by Mr. Goodbar please

Where is this from

I’M IN THE MARKET TO PLEASE NO ONE

Trying to start Winona Fightsky totally worth it

I don’t know that they won’t be back but I have no way to know when so I should just go know but I don’t like it over there soooooooooo

Tell me about Terminal B the concert venue. Is that what it’s called? Feeling like I have to see Winona Fighter in June because they won’t be back for a while. It’s $60?? Where do I park??

Is someone here still looking for a house in Buffalo (Amherst)?

A meme with an old-timey illustration of a bizarre vaguely monstrous cat-human walking on its hind legs and wearing tiny shoes. It has a freakishly small face. The text reads “mother said it is my turn with the serotonin”.

Can’t believe I lost track of this when last phone died

Are we discussing the difference in detergent containers? If you have the little jug I never had a problem. With the big dispensers it gets bad. I swear a big glob of tacky detergent stained my shirt so now I only throw it in when I do towels.

Rachel Shukert @RachelShukert The South had a culture of grotesque cruelty but tolerance for personal eccentricity and the Midwest had a culture of basic decency combined with total insistence on social conformity and now the two bad parts have come together to form the horror we have now 6/20/22

every headline now is like: What If I Told You Your Tax Dollars Were Going To An Amazing Program That Saves Lives And Costs Pennies? Unfortunately Elon Musk Just Dismantled It For Good!!

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

**EIGHTY** of you follow this grifter account. Unfollow @altnps.bsky.social already, jeez.

Simon says hi. I say “hopefully this” should be the end because I thought USB-C is what everyone else uses so it should be standard now. Once all the accessories catch up anyway …

Hopefully th

There are DOZENS of us!

If it’s not called “5HREK” what are we even doing anymore

Our long national nightmare is over, I can see grass on my front lawn.

Over 50 episodes of MTV Unplugged, many unavailable for over two decades, are now streaming on Paramount+ → cons.lv/feYgIU

> very tall bart @TallBart If it's a banger as you say, then why has it not blown up?! *hurls wine goblet* Squeaky servant: the algorithm, m'lord! oh how dreadful! Me: how about "vacuuming the piss out my dick" and misspell vacuum? does that work Squeaky servant: rejoice! oh rejoice! another banger!

My aunt lived there but I was helping her move out (into Buffalo) so I was driving back and forth a lot

Sorry she asked if it was near Batavia and I said not really and explained which exit which prompted the above

Literally met a girl on Discord last night who didn’t know where Albion was and when I tried to describe to her how to get there off the thruway she said oh you’re from *Buffalo* Buffalo. She had told me previously she grew up near here but then later said she was closer to the Falls