Steve

I GUESS I GOT MY SWAGGGAAAA BACK!!!!

Any King Arthur recipe slaps so hard

Lil B is in the top 10 most influential rapper list. Let’s get that straight!

When I was growing up, weed and sports betting were illegal….

Ima love yall 10x harder

I’m sorry but Jimmy buffet’s music is bad

Got an American Express gold card to impress my ex girlfriend. Realizing it was a scam now. Goodbye Amex.

No one on earth says “wicked pissah”

Surrender to change or suffer in a loop

Blocked my ex on Venmo. I ain’t fuckin around

Daily affirmations might look cheesy but their power is real

The summer belongs to Drake and the fall belongs to T Swift

Bieber album is still album of the year

Pedro Pascal is so close to being cancelled

Miami Marlins are my team to beat in 2026. This time next year they should be a legit powerhouse

Right now my World Series prediction is Padres vs Tigers. Let’s check back later

Sports betting is insanely bad for sports fans yet it’s like we’re living in the Wild West the way they push it on us

MLB exec’s need to pay attention…

Pain

Just want to say hello to my boy @gilligan.bsky.social

Shoutout to all the spam people following me

Nickelback is to music what Nicolas Cage is to movies

It’s always the loud mouths that can’t count

The energy I get from this song is unreal

Ozzy was not only one of the greatest stars of his time, but he was open and transparent with his life as a rock star. He was an innovator and game changer. Absolute gangster #RIP

Lakers are totally going to trade Bron

I used to truly love The Weeknd but now he makes me uncomfortable

What if I told you that every guy feeling you ever had was right!

Shoutout to Lester Holt, the best to ever do it #NightlyNews