amy🌻

just seen a singular magpie. it’s over

After just 160 minutes for Juventus in Serie A, Lia Wälti tops the team stats in the following:
- 28 progressive passes 🥇
- 27 passes into the final 1/3 🥇
- 5/6 tackles attempted and won 🥇
- 6 key passes🥈
- 11 shot creating actions 🥉

©️ Juventus

Cfcw internal tensions before they Play away at the emirates you say?

punching me in the gut would hurt less actually

creds: zozo.woso

Mariona deserves legal immunity and a gun

no mario in the fifpro shortlist… being angry isn’t enough we need the island of mallorca to revolt

i miss her :(

the power of the magpies

“Before she took the shot, I told her to be confident, I knew she could do it: we see her take a lot of free kicks, and she often has a powerful and accurate shot. I told her to be brave and go for it and she scored, so I'm very happy for her.”

Lia Wälti on Eva Schatzer’s goal against Bayern Münich

juve have just come out n said she’s only playing at 60%

this is about to tip me over the edge considering we can’t string passes together

Lia Wälti vs Benfica ✨

69 minutes played
90% pass accuracy
57 touches
7 passes into the final 1/3
2 chances created
4/4 accurate long balls
2/3 accurate crosses
2/3 accurate dribbles
2/2 aerial duals won
6 recoveries
3 defensive actions
1 clearance
1 interception

©️ Juventus

lia wälti making her debut off the bench for juventus in a 0-0 draw against sassuolo this evening

©️ emmanuele ciancaglini

oh princess my princess

who is care. we will be sat for wally’s juve debut 🫡

she played ice hockey and skated yeah!

i can tell u for free taylor swift that she does not x

Ich: „weniger ist mehr“

Bank: „nein.“

yeah i guess the decision will always be made for a personal reason rather than footballing one but she’s won everything, she’s earned the right for that. if she does use the +1 then their contracts line up so that would be an incentive to stay (if she’s feeling better about things)

i mean it could be lost in translation slightly but that’s how it seemed but definitely a 2 year only with a 1 year trigger option. we’ll see how it plays out.

mario said in her book she signed a 2 year deal, with the option she can trigger for a +1

😭😭😭😭😭😭 alexa play ‘i miss u’ by hannah montana

lia wins her first trophy w juve as we’re drawing 1-1 to villa. jfc

Mariona Caldentey Ballon D’or Voting Breakdown

1st - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇺 🇧🇾 🇨🇦 🇩🇰 🇭🇹 🇭🇺 🇯🇵 🇲🇽 🇳🇿 🇵🇾 🇵🇭 🇵🇱 🇸🇮 🇻🇪
2nd - 🇨🇱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇸 🇳🇬 🇵🇹 🇹🇼
3rd - 🇨🇴 🇰🇷 🇳🇴 🇷🇴 🇺🇦
4th - 🇧🇷 🇨🇷 🇫🇷 🇨🇿 🇷🇺 🇻🇳
5th - 🇦🇷 🇪🇸 🇸🇰
6th - 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇳🇱 🇸🇪
8th - 🇩🇪 NIR

❌- 🇦🇹 🇨🇳 🇫🇮 🇯🇲 🇷🇸 🇨🇭

©️ L’Équipe

what fresh HELL is this

wallop

"Foreign-born UK residents are much more likely to be of working age than the UK-born — and thus less of a fiscal burden. They tend to be healthier than the UK-born, and are much more likely to have a university degree. 75% have lived in the UK for more than 5 years and 90% speak good English."

This is why they’re deleting studies

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

doesn’t apple know this is triggering!?!?