Grrrr, Darth Moose Shark Is Only Here For Games Talk

The punishment will be the process. That is pretty much guaranteed at the very least.

Und auf dem Weg dahin dezimieren sie die wehrhafte Zivilgesellschaft. Die AfD muss nur abwarten und zusehen.

Die Union ist wahrsten Sinne der Wegbereiter für den Faschismus.

Dear former BioWare devs, past and present: never forget the positive impacts the games you worked on have had on so many people. You created stories and worlds that are and always will be loved by at least three different generations.

You were and are magnificent. Take care.

Jen is an INCREDIBLE producer, the best you could ever hope to work with. On top of that, she is a warm and wonderful human being. Hiring her would be a really good idea.

One of my beliefs that is hard to put into words is that most of the so-called obesity epidemic in America isn’t about food, but is instead about the fact that we work too much and are hopped up on cortisol.

WHOEVER SNAGS TRICK WEEKES LMK BC YOU WILL HAVE MY MONEY.

You don't get a game series like #DragonAge without incredibly talented and dedicated people at Bioware who are passionate about gaming and the power of stories. My heartfelt thanks and love go out to every single one of them.

I can't even describe what Dragon Age means to me. I'm so grateful for all the community, friendship, support and hope these games have given me. Nothing like it.

I would have been at BioWare ten years in just a few days, but I am no longer an employee there. I am fortunate in that I will soon be starting on at Motive with a great team, but, y'know. I gave a lot to this company because I believed in doing the best for our fans.

To everyone reaching out to me and my co workers with jobs and offers if help: I adore you all dearly. I'm overwhelmed in a good way for once, it's been pretty dark lately so seeing the good out there means the world to me <3 and honestly that's what Dragon Age is to me: Hope in hopelessness

do you want to know how to keep a fandom’s goodwill? by not doing that :)

Cancelled my EA play sub. While I paid full price for Dragon Age, I used Play for a lot of other games. Seriously, I am never giving that studio another cent after today.

EA and BioWare execs forced these dragon age devs through the Veilguard release cycle, didn’t support them whatsoever when they were being threatened and harassed online, and then fired them all without even the decency of calling it what it is. That’s some shit behavior.

Hello! I’m looking for work, ideally in an editor role. It’s been an honor to work with so many talented professionals, and a pleasure to meet so many amazing community members, in my 19 years at BioWare. I’m so grateful to all of you.

Karin was the best boss I’ve ever had. She’s a fantastic editor who will make your writing sing.

I'm now looking for a new writing/narrative position. It's been a privilege to work with so many amazing devs over my 20 years at BioWare, and I will cherish the memories of the wonderful folks in the community I've met along the way. Thank you all.

Oh wow. I am so deeply sorry. ☹️

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

Just want devs to not be treated like shit, not too much to ask

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

I cannot deny that this is a real "shut up and take my money" moment

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

Why was this so compelling? That I actually subscribed to the onion??

I’ve never even been to Red Lobster.

Shit I can't believe they did it. They stole R&T's Patriot Z right from underneath us.

the glorious short period between wiping your glasses with the cloth thing and holding them up to the light, during which you can naively believe that you might possibly have actually cleaned them

This guy was my Great-Great-Grandfather. The Métis community connections continued through his sister’s line, but ours was pretty cut off. I only discovered this at 45 ish.

THEY. OWN. EVERYTHING. Lord, if it's my destiny to due by laughter, let this be the time.

THAT SAID. I do like butts. 🥰🥳