Chofanus

My dog and I both have gas right now so I don't know who to blame.

There is no higher compliment for a fanfic writer than when you get those "I stayed up until 4 am" comments. 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Bro, am I tripping? Doing orders today and I printed out a shipping label... BRO it's the name of my Ex. It's not like a rare name, but it's not exactly common???? Am I getting fucked with?

Pretty boys :) #dkbk #bkdk

馬年快樂我只能派出銳兒郎這匹不會倒下的馬了🐎🧧

#krbk #kiribaku #切爆

You never know how good you have it until you sleep wrong and fuck up your whole day.

I was gonna post a chapter preview... but I realized I might as well just finish the next chapter

Why are the bots on reddit obsessed with "Thick booty Latinas" ? I fucking love it.

Moving forward, when I get rude comments, I am going to respond in the dumbest non offensive way possible.

The main reason omegaverse appeals to me because I can project soap opera level pregnancy drama onto any couple, regardless of orientation. There are a lot of mechanics that I don't really care for as much, such as 'heats.' I also am so fucking glad that the 'mind-link' mechanic fell off.

Bro... No one ever questions it when I refer to a male omega as "Mom." Why is it such an issue to refer to a female alpha as "Dad." Yes, it's heteronormative stupidity... But like isn't that usually what omegaverse is? Heteronormative stupidity?

Bro. I just talked to my buddy about how I have grown as a person. I don't respond to annoying comments with "Fuck you." anymore... only to receive a comment that totally deserves a "Fuck you." THIS IS A TEST.

This is so pretty! I can't stop staring 😍

Happy Valentine's day cupidchan

Nice Boobies

💥🫶🏻︎💕︎︎💕

😍😍😍😍😍😍

Do you ever get fucked so hard the wind gets knocked out of you? from the back end? 💨

awwww!!! So cute! I love the tummy <333

For me, it's not a TodoBaku party unless Deku is getting cucked

I'm breaking out because I get too many forehead kisses >_<

To the people who only read finished fanfics... How? Do you even know what you're missing?

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“Trust me, the last thing we need is to see a dramatic reenactment play out on television.” While their was levity in his tone, Todoroki got the sense that it was not a joke.

Turning away, more quietly the prosecutor added, “Or a potential lawsuit from the deceased’s next of kin.”

Takami turned his head, smirking at the visibly exasperated detective. “That way things stay nice and quiet, just the way we like it.”

“In order to maintain order, we must nurture our relationship with the people we serve. And in this case, the public needs to be placeated. They may be misinformed regarding the facts of the case. At the very least, we need to hear them out.”

Straightening his suit jacket, the prosecutor continued, “Don’t be short-sighted. Like it or not, the institution of justice is political.”

With his hands joined behind his back, the prosecutor took a deliberate step forward.

“Jesus Christ, Shoto.” the beta shook his head as he slid off the desk, “It’s like I’m talking to your father.”

The comment stung like a a slap to the face. Todoroki grimaced, fingernails digging into the meat of his hand.