Speed Bump

I want the world that Mr.Rodgers wanted us to have

I swear, everyday is a different debuff provided by the pedo patrol

Is the main function of Tiktok to remove time off my life at a rapid alarming pace? Every time I open the app it manages to turn years into days

That's me and the Jak series rn. Especially Jak 2

If you put one in each hole, will you summon a powerful being like Captain Planet?

Big congratulations to our friends at @fabraz.bsky.social on their launch of Demon Tides! 🎉

Girl, don't you know? I host only the most extravagant pity parties

Normalize linking the most lame people to when someone is being racist/sexist/homophobic etc. example: when someone does any of those things, I refer it as "Asmondgold behavior"

Sometimes we don't need to lock in. Sometimes we just need to play with toys

God! I really want to overdose on various pies

We live in the time line where they went from lovers to enemies

I feel my biggest gaming hot take is I really like the designs in Mighty Number 9. I feel if Mighty Number 9 were to get a second chance with the right tweaks and editing would lead it to being a grade A game.

So I never like getting political on my platform and I know I'm tardy to this party, but you are telling me that it is not ok to have a concealed registered firearm on you but it is ok for when kids hurt each other with them in schools. Please stay safe out there and FUCK ICE!

I can't help my horn broke off due to launching my through car window! Seat belts are for nipple nommers and chode chompers

To the comically large hotdog roller for you

Sorry. I eated it all 🥺

Hardcore sex. But it's just me in the bathtub playing with hot wheels

Now that's a feature! With confetti?

What if I shook this creature like a soda bottle?

I do have time. But only if it's about super monkey ball on the Nintendo GameCube

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS SPEEDY EGGBERT!!! THIS IS BLESSED NEWS

I'm really upset with SNK and their use of AI "art" that I'm going to be changing to a different fighter. How could they do that under my boy Terry's name.

Animal Crossing is pretty good tbch

Twitter is lame baby land for lame babies. Only thing I miss from there is Hideki Naganuma's unhinged tweets and that's it

Quick question. How are the retrobit hori like controllers? Are they any good?

You are indeed, putting that shit on a pan, setting that bitch to medium heat, putting it on the skillet, and having the crowd hungry for more

Hey. So with 2025 out of the way, and with everything getting more expensive, I would like to remind that there still old medias and hobbies to check out. To fight A.I, please start going the backlogs and expanding your tastes. Happy New Year

MERRY CRISP ASS. Go hail Mary piss missle handfuls of pennies at people who leave there shopping carts in parking spots. You deserve something nice :)

Merry Creatine. May it be filled with hammers to throw at the upper class

Gonna swallow a live explosive and announce I'm having extreme tummy time