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🔥 Petty and Ready 🔥

@happysnapper.bsky.social

Ex-Texan in CO. Legislative services government-teat-sucker married to the guy that makes your water safe. Knitter, reader, watercolor dabbler, lover of glorious paper, inks, and pens in that order.

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A guy at the store asked me what this staple remover decal on my car meant.

I told him it was Luigi’s favorite office supply.

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Sketchbook messing about

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FEEDBACK: A viewer questions Rep Lauren Boebert (R-CO) offering a Capitol tour to pardoned J6 rioters. But I can see why.

23.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 1551    🔁 349    💬 72    📌 48

America is now a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.

24.01.2025 20:02 — 👍 3106    🔁 625    💬 89    📌 30

Respectfully, “democrats messaging” is never and has never been the problem. The problem is republicans are fucking awful people.

24.01.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always awkward when I can’t tell if you misspelled rapists or meant racists bc they’re both.

24.01.2025 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The ones on the left were free and the ones on the right were tree fiddy.

Maybe magas should stop being such fucking awful people and they could also have chicken friends. Alas….

24.01.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I love that I can just go park here for lunch break

24.01.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last time this orange joke was inaugurated, my youngest was learning to swallow again after a TBI. Today she was independently taking the bus around town and taking care of her financial aid for her sophomore year of college. Im verklempt.

20.01.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite coworker is always down to nap

13.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TIL I am a crow

15.11.2024 07:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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15.11.2024 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me see the hands of the people who are feeling strong and determined and far from throwing in the towel!

14.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 10845    🔁 879    💬 2065    📌 137

What’s up buttercup?

15.11.2024 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JFC your takes have not gotten any better lmao

15.11.2024 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone writing off Jared Polis right now has CLEARLY never lived under, say, a Greg Abbott. He fucked up. 🤷🏻‍♀️ He’s still fine by me

15.11.2024 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my favorite things is when there’s snow on the mountains and the alpenglow at sunrise turns everything pink. Hello, BlueSky. Have a pink sky from me.

15.11.2024 05:36 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Except Hungary has national healthcare for its citizens… :(

15.11.2024 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.

13.11.2024 20:31 — 👍 8968    🔁 642    💬 258    📌 72

Not really. Just very libertarian around here. (I'm new, not a troll lol kthx.)

15.11.2024 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0