John Orbit

Share this with a republican in your life.

My latest video is not doing well in the algo but I think it’s my most entertaining so pls watch it.

The joke: Harmful misinformation.

Why you spreading lies bro?

Girl, what are you even doing here?
Getting back to your roots?

This sign!

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OMG YOU GUYS!

Looks like Elon needs to learn how to DOGE a punch

The republican motto: "Freedom for me, not for thee."

Pesto pasta without pesto is just pasta. Black bean beef needs a black bean sauce. But a hotdog? All the toppings are optional.

I think I finally found the answer to a question that's been plaguing me for years... What's the difference between a Sauce and a Condiment?
My answer: Condiments are optional, sauce makes the dish...
1/2

Time for black velvet curtains

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You don't even need to mute them. Half of them don't even tell you what the drug does. "Ask your doctor if Flargulorp is right for you." Why do I have to ask a doctor? Why don't you just tell me what it does? Isn't that what ads are for?

I never understood why Lucas felt the need to explain how The Force works. Like, it's The Life Force. It just exists in this galaxy, like gravity and magnetism. What more do we need to know?

This just in:
Liberal Fanjoy beats conservative PP.
Film at 11.

Ottawa friends:
May Day March, Thursday May 1st, 5pm, Confed Park.
See y'all there?

Art.

Apparently the answer to my question is:
Now.
And that's great! 🙂

Every country has consumers with money. America isn't special.

How dare you defame the good name of Josh Wheatman?

Tfw you're omniscient and omnipresent, but not omnipotent, because you gave humans free will and we've done...
A lot of things since then. A whole lot of things.
I guess all you can do is judge us on the other side. And I'm sure you have a lot to judge. And that's why the aliens won't visit Earth.

It's also better for public figures who don't want to be impersonated.

When is @bsky.app going to add Verification?
That was one of the big draws of Twitter (before Musk ruined it); that news orgs, politicians, and celebs could be verified, and ppl could interact with them (more) directly. I think that would bring a lot more traffic here, from both creators and users.

The High Court has ruled in my defamation case against Graham Linehan, finding that the statements he published were defamatory at common law.

Huge thanks to my legal team for their support throughout this process. You can read the full judgment here: caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025...

Elon doesn't want us to know the names of his team that attacked the treasury. Anyway, here are their names.

They COPitulated.
...
I'll see myself out.

Watching Elon and MAGA infighting is bringing me great joy this holiday season. I wonder if Trump is finally going to break up with him.