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Half Baked | Purveyor of Extravanagnce | NBA/NFL/MLB | Part Time Pokemon Trainer

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The rap fans who listen to Kendrick waiting to hear punchlines while intricate and highly layered rhyme schemes go over their head always crack me up man lol

03.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you realize having a million google chrome tabs open reflects the constant scattered state of my brain at all times

03.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!

02.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1652    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

My theory is the evil people in charge know they're evil. That's why they're obviously miserable even though they spend a lot of effort trying to convince everyone (and themselves!) they're actually having a good time

31.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4033    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 35

Isaiah Rashad’s - The Sun’s Tirade such an important album to me. That shit just speaks directly to my soul man lol

30.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a moment like this earlier in the year at work where I had to explain to a grown ass man why Elon Musk was a goofy and his intentions with β€˜DOGE’ were only self indulgent.

He literally could not fathom the idea of the guy being a POS grifter.

Do not recommend!

30.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the dumbest person you know is being affirmed by Chat-GPT right now

29.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

Ah yes, a long, old reach from the β€œawful white men no one needs to ever hear from again” department.

28.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Microsoft Zune mp3 player

Microsoft Zune mp3 player

iPod Classic mp3 player

iPod Classic mp3 player

Creative Labs Zen Vision: M mp3 player

Creative Labs Zen Vision: M mp3 player

Creative Labs Zen Micro mp3 player

Creative Labs Zen Micro mp3 player

Bring back portable mp3 players.

Seriously, I would rather purchase, download, & keep copies of my music than pay a subscription to stream from Spotify or Apple Music.

22.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 66

You too bruv. That LFC CL dub today did wonders to my spirits 🀣🀣

22.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really crazy out here. I hope everyone protecting their peace & keeping it together mentally (im not but im trying)

22.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One reason the term #StayWoke came out of the Black American community was to warn against falling for the "okie doke" . Instead of white people learning from US, they stole the word, bastardized it, used it against us, AND let people use "being woke" or whatever the fuck against THEM

22.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Blue Sky really might clear Twitter alone for the sole fact that I don’t see parody and cartoon avi accounts every time I scroll on here. That shit is exhausting to digest

22.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œsToP iSoLaTiNg YoUrSeLf”

Man, close my door πŸ˜‘.

21.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 15

Jay Z being born one year before the original Scooby-Doo premiered is fundamentally hilarious to me and for the life of me I cannot tell you why.

22.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is standing next to a police officer and saying with the right white man we can do anything ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a police officer and saying with the right white man we can do anything

*US political theory in a nutshell*

22.10.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are like 25 or older, you remember ESPN doing something with sports that enriched your enjoyment, nourished your knowledge, and made you excited about being a sports fan. So what’s turned not only sucks, it feels like a betrayal

If you’re under the age of let’s say 20, it’s just always stunk

22.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

We had it all. Baseball Tonight. SportsCenter. NFL Primetime. The Sports Reporters. World Series of Poker. Big Monday. Stump The Schwab. PTI. And on and on…

What a time.

22.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to renormalize calling stupid people "stupid". And I mean, as in their chosen inability to grasp a concept because of anti-intellectualism.

22.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

The political landscape is obviously ripe with bad faith actors and con artists.

But it’s always wild to see the network of grifters and how they mass-spawn these idiots needed to push their harmful rhetoric & agendas one after another.

22.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just like that….another grifter is born

22.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Okogie really hooping in the Jadakiss bounty headband lol

22.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We used to be a proper country smh

14.12.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nipsey and Dolph should still be here. I’ll never forgive you niggas for that.

14.12.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 17

Hov made two collab albums with R. Kelly during his prime.

Any benefit of the doubt for him is gone with the wind for that reason alone unfortunately, so I can’t say these allegations are surprising.

Disappointing but not surprising.

09.12.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Brady in the booth sounding like Alicia Keys

09.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Falcons have a franchise QB sitting on the bench but can’t put him in cause Kirk Cousins gonna have a mental breakdown if he gets benched lol

08.12.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been offered free tickets to the Giants games last two home games.

I almost always say yes to free tickets but you’d have to pay me to sit and endure that product they’re putting on the field in MetLife, man hell naw lol

08.12.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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