⚠WARNING⚠ INESCAPABLE FATE

piper, an avali, falling asleep against harsh, a big fluffy monster.

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i think that people are way too comfortable with accepting life-ruining accusations from strangers as true especially with no proof in this day and age. and esp with how people are misusing and watering down a lot of serious terms in order to make things seem worse than they actually are

the dream

This is to say: if you're an attorney who's hesitated to take on habeas cases because you think you lack the knowledge, or you're worried about whether you'll really help, I PROMISE you can make a difference. I'm just a dipshit with a 7-year-old laptop and a bad attitude. If I can do it, so can you.

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

bonus: the next morning! ✨

Whether you’re coming into town to celebrate the iconic river dyeing or a seasoned local who already has the perfect spot scoped out, you can plan ahead, save time and money riding the CTA. ☘️

fictional poker night 3 roster featuring tankman, doc venture, hellboy, lash, and wallace and gromit

poker night 3 if it were awesome
#bigaronart

RIP Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei he would have loved Hoppers

at this stage of the game if you're still reading, watching, playing, jacking off to, whatever literally anything harry potter related there's no hope for you. just walk into the sea and let the waves claim you. like c'mon man.

> a/i banner
> partner of an a/i company
> typical, vague rambling about the challenges of modern improvement and growth without actually saying anything of substance

This ain't my first rodeo. Bookmark this post now because this place is only going to become infested with a/i from here on out

I don't wanna be sick anymore

I'm fucking stupid I thought this was a case for ur shoe

we let bon iver get away with it for too long

There are no echo chambers of consequence besides the echo chamber of the right wing, which denies its own flagrantly psychosexually sadistic nature at every turn, and the larger echo chamber of "civil society", the polite willful ignorance which allows American empire to continue raping and killing

incredible that he manages to triangulate the one position that will please literally nobody

my strongest power is that i am a hater

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

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Color sketch comm for @mallow.gay and @largefluffydog.bsky.social

“I support gay rights…! I just think marriage is a sacred institution!”

Same shit, different wrapper.

i thought the pitt was a comedy series about working at a bar

But some of us are sippin lemonade and some of u are standing there with armfuls of rotting lemons

I mean yeah I feel bad for ppl with lots of childhood trauma in general

I feel bad for ppl with lots of childhood trauma who also didn't end up being funny

for every 1 person who loudly tells you they're not into what you post you'll get 3 ppl who are foaming at the mouth for it and 10 ppl who will tell you 6 months later that they love it but were too embarrassed to say so when it was posted

I do....!

Yesterday (women’s day) my gf asked me to make her noodles. I told her we were still out since we hadn’t bought more since the last time I made them. In despair she wailed “YOU HATE WOMEN”

As a reminder:

YES Dungeons of DUSK is coming to mobile and

YES it really plays like this

Pear shaped dragons.

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