⚠WARNING⚠ INESCAPABLE FATE

To me, huge_ass is just big_ass

don't you hate it when your crotchplate starts smoking

(for @barddove.bsky.social)

smug

...maybe i can be 5000ft tall sometimes. as a treat.

mating press that fat girl 🫵

A screenshot of the Customize menu in Kingdom Hearts reading "Goofy: Conservative"

still love his movies but this is disappointing

Who’s my good boy? 🐕

PLANK UNTIL FAILURE CHALLENGE
(werewolf whimpering ASMR) 🎙️🐺

I will NOT be participating in macro March because I am NOT into macro. Probably. Mostly. Maybe a little.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

one of the things about like 'if we just had dems this wouldn't have happened' is - in the sense that dems don't want the responsibility of their own desires, yes. lotta the party electeds have wanted war with iran for ages, they just wanted someone else to take the first move for them.

apps are fucked these days. apps used to be stuff like making your ipod touch look like a beer you could drink

this is just who they are

they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses

there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

the person I would have rebelled against had been dealt with I got a teenage freedom phase instead (ongoing)

ngl kinda mad that I never got to have a teenaged rebellion phase

Who wants to be my mortal foe

I'm a game design genius

every time i get nostalgia for a game thats still technically available i stop and reassess and go "nevermind i think being 15 was just kinda nice sometimes"

showing my therapist my transition goals collection and she gently touches my knee and asks if i have any photographs of "real, living women"

FAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come here. Fat boy

Marathon, Reprise I’d been feeling all kinds of uneasy ahead of the currently-ongoing Stress Test for Marathon (2026), in that I had such a potently bad experience last couple...

I wrote about Marathon (2026) again, trying to figure out why it pushed me to tears.

blog.aurahack.ca/marathon-rep...

i dunno this seems like a very reasonable response when finding an oasis and should probably be replicated

IV drank all the water

(inflation)
I know water's scarce in the desert but maybe you shouldn't drink the entire oasis any time you find one.

imo the greatest sin Requiem commits is inaccurate portrayal of Saturn game cases. Get it together, Capcom.

yweah im a dogter and i diagbnose u

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."