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Elzwerth

@elzwerth.bsky.social

900 ft tall goliath wolf god Functional immortal, long lived but seldom born. Jungle producer/dj for Yeska Beatz, Tight Crew, and M.A.D.E. https://soundcloud.com/elzwerth

54 Followers  |  74 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2024
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Sick, I'm glad you like it!

10.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Llamas only spit
on people who
think Amy Schumer
is funny.

Llamas only spit on people who think Amy Schumer is funny.

I love llamas.

11.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 106    🔁 17    💬 9    📌 0

I think y'all have officially played out the term "spooky season". I love Halloween but that shit is giving me a rash

08.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fart Barfunkle

05.04.2025 08:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude I don't even care about sports but this is incredible

28.03.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elzwerth "dumbass" wip

28.03.2025 05:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes, the two genders...

17.03.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
FUMES on Steam Arm your vehicle with deadly weapons and roam endless wastelands in this fast-paced car combat game. Collect upgrades for your car to melt enemies and giant bosses in this bizarre world. Retro vibe. R...

@danryckert.com , since you're often singing the praises of car combat games, did this cross your path yet?

store.steampowered.com/app/1920430/...

07.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love when I see an event dated a couple months away that I'm actually interested in going to, only to have the promoter hit me up and ask me if I want to join the lineup. Yes, yes I do.

19.02.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I met that dude when his band came through the venue I worked at. One of our staff kept calling him "Malcom" to try and piss him off until he was like "Listen, I'm retired and set for life and I'm not even 30. You can't come close to bothering me" and I've respected him ever since.

15.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Getting some aggression out on a friday night 🤘

15.02.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was hoping it would be more like "now I can be throw a goddamn fit in French, too!"

09.02.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i would easily destroy the competition if i entered the puppy bowl

09.02.2025 06:37 — 👍 64    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 2

There's a new artist with an upcoming release on Myor named "flowbama". Tunes are quality, that name though...kinda eye roll, kinda love it.

07.02.2025 13:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@tolkoto.com excellent call on the Crimson Skies mentions lately. I just turned it on this evening and it's fantastic, thanks for spreading the word

07.02.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A+

07.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's the shirt @jerf.xyz is wearing with the heart and skull?

05.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH SHIT

05.02.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jdrig.bsky.social thanks man, I really appreciate that. Just got your dm

03.02.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Staying motivated to even do the most basic things during a vicious depression has always been a challenge for me. Really fucking trying, friends. I will happily take any advice, kind words, or upgrades in friendship status from people I do know. Peace.

03.02.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Watching a backhoe dig a grave in the graveyard where my best friend is an unexpected surreality (if that's a word) I did not expect from today

31.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never noticed this before but the lyrics to "owner of a lonely heart" are low-key super inspiring

31.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's "I hope we never part", now get it right or pay the price.

29.01.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still would

26.01.2025 18:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be extra clear, I'm not judging anybody for this. I just say it because I've been through it, multiple times. Talk a bunch of shit about somebody and they wind up dead, it's a tough feeling even if they are your full-blown enemy.

25.01.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I havent decided if Im gonna say this on Fbook, the echo chamber is severe there, but there's a guy that lots of the East Coast rave scene is piling on after some drug fueled lies about his success. Be sure you have lots of indifference stored up in case he ODs while you're cracking jokes for likes.

25.01.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0