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My perfect Sunday? Why, it's a roast and a long walk.

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Number 1 with worchestershershire sauce. Number 2 with the extra strong marmite.
Got plenty of things to chuck in too, blackcurrant jam would be nice to try but I don't have any, that Duerr's ginger jam will get a go though.

22.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many cheese toasties can a 37 year old man eat in a day?

22.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, Leeds is in Cheshire.

21.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hull is also part of North Ferriby

21.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An Amazon delivery thing saying a package went to Leeds which is now in Cheshire.

An Amazon delivery thing saying a package went to Leeds which is now in Cheshire.

Leeds is in Cheshire. Amazon has spoken.

21.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I had a hot Bajoran wife.

21.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry Gul Dukat you're a fucking cunt and should've been shot

21.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gul Dukat has gone kuhraaaaaazy!

21.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arditti String Quartet - Arditti View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1989 CD release of "Arditti" on Discogs.

www.discogs.com/release/2018... can't wait mate innit

21.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got a CD coming today I've wanted for TWENTY WHOLE YEARS

21.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sue: YOU FAT PIECE OF PORK

21.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing about today was I was able to properly air the house out during the game #hcafc

21.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was pretty shit #hcafc

21.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear about half the people I've seen here don't know where the hell they're sitting #hcafc

21.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help, my parrot is addicted to fig rolls

21.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag Alt: a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag

This is you, this.

21.02.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm actually as dweebishly angry as Liam Rosenior, manager of Liam Rosenior's Chelsea, claimed to be the other day

#hcafc

21.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A big old ANGRY FACE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

A big old ANGRY FACE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

21.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ABSOLUTELY FEWMIN 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

#hcafc

21.02.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY IS IT HALF 12 AGAIN I AM TIRED AND DONT WANT TO LEAVE BED UNTIL HALF 12 FFS #hcafc

21.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learning semaphore just to call the skipper of any passing vessel a bellend.

21.02.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dershowitz won an award for being the world's least prosecuted paedophile.

20.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to superwankski's campaign for a not in anyway libellous database of some description? Look, I even forgot the specifics.

20.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got at least 2 and a half of every type of animal, we can't stop now.

20.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just making me really upset at this point.

20.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, I thought Adam Richman seemed like a decent bloke but he owns part of Grimsby Town.

They always let you down 😿

20.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be a satisfying conclusion to the proceedings.

20.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adam Richman having a crowd of people in wife beaters yelling "USA! USA! USA!" while he evacuates his colon of 3kg of phaal.

20.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the bus driver would've popped a wheelie and told the pigs to eat shit, would've been the best thing he could've done.

20.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got what they deserved. I have no sympathy for them.

20.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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