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@scottishsimon.bsky.social

Mechanically minded Rock'n'roll Queer. Mad professor vibes apparently. Neuorobuggered. Consumer culture + design history buff.

1,066 Followers  |  906 Following  |  1,707 Posts  |  Joined: 16.08.2023
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Ah, thank you ♥️, It's been dead stressful, but my family has sprung into action to help me with the thing I can't manage by myself

25.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me being relieved

Me being relieved

Separated from the man I married lol 😁👍💀💩

22.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

@ursagayjor.bsky.social 😉

10.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why would you name and shame someone for just choosing to block or unfollow you? Are they not allowed to? Tsk.

10.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you were on my mind 😈

10.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me husband were impressed at the bases covered 👀

10.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sunshine breakfast 😁👍

10.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the dildo, bong and gun shop still open?

10.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me and a spliff

Me and a spliff

There is no tobacco or nicotine in this spliff 👍

10.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Me in my pants again

Me in my pants again

Morning

10.02.2026 09:08 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Yes! The Furries were my fave contemporary group in the 1990s 🙌

10.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know about such beautiful things 🤩

09.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This wobbly Scot wishes you a smooth recovery as possible 😊

09.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a banger not in English.

Did this already, but what the hell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hhi...

09.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the meme for all of those times when your bravely choose Not to Have a Take despite the Discourse

09.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 183    🔁 47    💬 2    📌 0

Oh gosh, thinking of all of you ❤️

09.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a banger that's not in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo-D...

09.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Oh god, I'm not sure, I think it was just a brain fart or wonky typing 🤯

09.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of my role models

09.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ISTG you're more of a guitar gay than me 👏

09.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn, where's Concorde when you need it 😍

09.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Grandparents' TV was knocked off its stand by one of their friends dancing to this pished at Hogmanay 👍

09.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me doing thumbs up fab whacky Macca style

Me doing thumbs up fab whacky Macca style

I'm glad your sport thing was woke, American chums

09.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So have I now. Don't let us stop you please 👀

09.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're lovely 😍

09.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you have a full recovery, strokes are shit, aren't they 😘

09.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beware of vegan cheese, be careful

08.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fenella Fielding's minge hair!

08.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spoiler: No they didn't

08.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I shall pop my cartridge into my player to celebrate 🤩

08.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0