Simon the Scotsman

YouTube video by radioceylon sundaychoice Blue Mink Melting Pot 1969

Don't want to be controversial, but I wonder if it was influenced by Blue Mink's Melting Pot (caution; epithets we don't use anymore appear) www.youtube.com/watch?v=sshZ...

Me with my knob out

I'll have to check for my dressing gown cord in the shot next time

A vaguely phallic pill

Happy World Mental Health day to my fellow barmies, may all your antidepressants look like fat cocks If you squint (If you like such things of course)

Maybe you could repurpose a spice rack to keep the peace? 😀

Should you be looking for bathroom design inspiration here are some colorful ideas from the late 70s. Couldn't resist picking up a catalogue of sanitary ware from a local bus stop/ book swap. I mean, just look at the colour chart 😍

Me smouldering in 2008

Happy #throwbackthursday this is the least realistic photo of me ever

Heard a lot of apocryphal stories about British Leyland's Quality Control, but Autocar wouldn't lie, would they? Still, it's a beautiful car 😍

Me with my arse out

Before I forget again, I've been saving this one for #humpday

Mary Poppins and some brats

Mary Poppins would approve. Hope it's good shit, we can't get it in the UK

Me bathing

Trying to have a beauty soak, but there's a man in my attic crashing around looking for a water leak, I'm awaiting a 70s British sex film scenario but gay

So sorry Pete, thinking of you and your family xx

Me and a jam doughnut

Late breakfast

Me not being grumpy

Was going to post a grumpy selfie, but the handsome selfies you fellow gays have posted have uplifted me

Theda Bara looking vexed

I had to engage with a AI-powered wellbeing chatbot called Wysa on Friday, I found it incredibly inaccessable and spent the weekend fretting abut it as I can't focus on webchats now so I ended up getting frustrated at myself. I'm chilling now and blaming it rather than me, but still grrr

That wallpaper! 😍

A man lounging in dressing gown and purple briefs

I'm dressed now, it's too late in the day for slobbing around like this, what do you think I am (this is a rehetorical question)

Ah yes, the William S. Burroughs
technique, innit! I think Ziggy was allegedly named after a shop he saw, so you never know 😁

If it's any comfort, I fell off a commode last time I was in hospital, very undignified 😁

Me and a spliff

For 30 years I've used a nice sparsely loaded spliff to deal with neurodiverse anxiety. It's very good for stopping catastrophising and for distracting from overthinking about bad things. Anyone else find the same?

It can take a while to working how to use them best, just take it easy (Not that I do 😁)

Me smiling and shirtless

This angle is bringing out my white chest hair

Happy #scs

Autistically speaking, the thing I liked about being a car owner was that I saw it as a mobile safe space to retreat to when I was out 🏰

I was wondering the other day if Dave Bowie's imspiration for the lead single off the Low album was a TV shop

Cheers, I always do 😊

They wouldn't want this one, I didn't realise I was being topical 😬

To Portpatrick please! I love an awkward arragement 😁

Me amongst nature or is it?

Me sat by a busy road

Went outside yesterday. Even the busy A road is rustic here

Poster for the MV Princess Victoria

YouTube video by MrPoochsmooch Groucho Marx 1968 Tony Awards

Groucho Marx presenting Patricia Routledge with her 1968 Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical
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